Open Letter V - Page 6

CrimsonTide4 · #1 08-09-2004, 10:20 PM

To Carlos @ Time Warner Cable: I should have known you were trouble when I first called today.

Me: Hi, I want to get rid of Showtime and HBO.
Carlos: Okay. May I ask why?
Me: I want to lower my bill.
Carlos: What channels do you want to add in their place.

(ME THINKING TO MYSELF, if I add more channels then I cannot lower my bill, now can I)

Then Carlos proceeded to offer me the Analog package without telling me price first or confirming if I really wanted Analog or explaining differences between analog versus digital. Then told me he was transferring me to the billing dept. Then I see that my cable has been disconnected. My cable and cable modem were disconnected for 5 hours because of dumb azzzzzzzzzzz Carlos. I swear I want to beat you.

To Time Warner Cable: FIRE CARLOS!!!

To dude I was transferred to who helped me: Thank you so much for helping me especially after I yelled at you. Thank you for calming me down.

1savvydiva · #2 08-09-2004, 11:11 PM

To G-Ma SavvyDiva: You KNOW I love you, you know that right? But if you send me one more batch of forwards I will really walk to Baltimore and break your dang keyboard. You had the wrong email addy for like what 3-4 months? I just sent you the correct email addy the other day and WHY did I have 14 emails this morning and 10 of them were BS forwards from you? I really dislike BS forwards...more than I dislike the penis enlargement emails. Please stop this...

MeezDiscreet · #3 08-10-2004, 01:02 AM

to "them people": yall have got to be the sorriest group of people i've ever come across. you all are disgusting to me and should be ashamed. you have no sense of dignity or pride and no respect for people who've really tried to make a difference in your lives. you are so irrelevent to me now that it ALMOST scares me. there is never another word that you ever have to speak to me. i never ever thought that i could have such a strong distaste for another person as i have for you all. i wouldn't piss on yall if yall were on fire!

treblk · #4 08-10-2004, 01:10 PM

To FK adn PC First and formost, I thank GOD for puting you both in my life. We have only known each other for a little over a year and I feel like I've known you both all my life. I can not believe you both would hook a sista (and her Soror and brother) up like you have. It goes without saying that there is nothing I wouldn't do for either of you. I can not fully express the gratitude I feel. I want to thank you both so much. I will probably continue to thank you both for a long time. I look forward to hanging and bonding with you guys when I get there. I feel like I need to take another weekend just so we can really have some fun in the windy city.

Know you are so gotten come MLK weekend. It's on and poppin'

1savvydiva · #5 08-10-2004, 02:27 PM

To YOU: I cannot BELIEVE I just got waken up from out of my sleep for you to get a piece of cake. If the cake was soooooo good like you say today, why didn't you find a way to package it and take it with you on Sunday? THENNNNN, you get huffy when I've give a big azz chunk to my best friend. Talking 'bout you said you were gonna come back and get it. SINCE when do you keep your word? I mean, this is a new concept that I'm struggling with, I'm not used to this new you. LMAO I didn't know, I was just trying to get rid of the cake. LMAO @ you for taking the cake all mad and stuh, that was funny. You need a hug. That's funny. What won't be funny is if you break my plate!!!!

Ideal08 · #6 08-12-2004, 02:56 AM

To my new neighbors across the street:

Look, I'm not really sure what to say to you at this point. But for real, wtf is wrong with y'all? You have a driveway AND a garage. We have neither. So WHY are you parking in front of OUR house? Did you think that was gon' fly? I guess you thought since the previous tenants didn't say anything, that it was all good. Well, it's a whole new day on the Avenue. Yeah, I waited for you to come home. I was gon' leave a note on your car, but my roommate told me not to. So I waited. Yeah, I stood outside until you got out of your car. And yeah, I questioned what you do with your garage and why you don't park in your driveway. Cuz the fact of the matter is this: I'm not parking DOWN THE STREET from my crib when you have a driveway. I'm not. And yeah, I waited for you to move your car so I could take your space. Why shouldn't I have? You were in front of MY house! Now, what made you look out your window? You don't need to look at me handlin' my business. Look at your husband and your kids when they are walking half a block back to the house cuz I took MY parking spot. Look at that. What, you mad? I don't give a #@!$. But I'ma tell you like this: the next time you are parked in front of my house and there is room in your driveway, I'm calling the city. And then I'ma leave a note on your car telling you I did so. If I'ma deal with this, I coulda stayed in the hood. Do this: Clean out all the isht in your garage and USE IT to park one of your vehicles in (like Usher said, that's what it's made for). Whatever you do, it better be three parking spots in front of our house for me and my roomies. Don't make this get ugly. Just do the right thing. Dang.

msn4med1975 · #7 08-12-2004, 03:19 AM

My Girl: who I absolutely love but am constantly reminded of how slow you can be sometimes. You left a good man for no apparent reason than you could. And yes I have heard all the reasons you gave but none of them amount to walking away from your marriage. And this new thing you started I just don't get it. Do you always have to be at the beginning of something instead of working with the system that is in place and is working? Girl you frustrating.

My HS HomeGirl: I love that you found me again. You were the closest thing to a sister I had when we were young and I cannot wait to finish catching up and keep growing up together.

My mom: I love you to death but we aren't going to win the lottery so you can solve all the problems of the world.

My cohort: y'all the best bunch of folks ever and I miss you and the babies already.

That boy in Texas: I hope a warm and toasty spot in hell opens up for you real soon.

My Shoulda Woulda Coulda: You so shouldn't be on my mind and I feel real bad for some of the stuff I've been thinking but you know that if I could I'd be curled up with you right now. I wish you and the wife nothing but the best and pray for a wee bit of relief from the feelings that were stirred back up recently.

CrimsonTide4 · #8 08-12-2004, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by msn4med1975
That boy in Texas: I hope a warm and toasty spot in hell opens up for you real soon.

Different state, but I understand.

I really really do.

Jill1228 · #9 08-12-2004, 08:37 AM

To the wanna be drag queen who came into the store on Sunday:
If you are going to dress like a "she" get rid of the 5 o'clock shadow before putting on the makeup! You are giving MAC a bad name!

Also learn to put on makeup!

HC I had to fight to keep a straight face??????

FeeFee · #10 08-12-2004, 10:10 AM

To the plumbers who were supposed to fix my kitchen sink yesterday:

Y'all came over to my house and discovered that you had to get certain parts for the sink. Y'all said that you will have to go out, but will be back within an hour, thus giving me ample time to pick my daughter up from summer camp.

HC Y'all DID NOT return to my house
HC Y'all DID NOT even bother to call my landord to tell her y'all would have to come back another day
HC That is BAD BUSINESS ETIQUETTE?????
HC Stop wasting people's time???

Miss. Mocha · #11 08-12-2004, 08:45 PM

To my momma

Oooh, you looked so pretty in your wedding gown. I just wanted to cry. I've never seen you look so demure, sweet and innocent. All my life I've known you as the strong woman who did her to get things done. This is a new you. This takes some getting used to. While I love the old you, the you that sacrificed, and scrimped, and saved, and raised hell, and stood in our corners, and kept a foot planted firmly up our butts, and loved us hard, and loved us double because our father was so worthless, and put up with bad attitudes, and loaned us money, and never asked to be paid back, and forgave our trespasses, and walked through fire, and was my personal everything ( I took every breath with you, lady)...I'm kinda digging this new you, too. It's...interesting watching you become vunerable, and submissive to your future husband.

I'm trying so hard to like this man! Can he please give just a little tiny bit????

To CP
My heart is crying for you. While I don't personally know your pain, I can only imagine how stabbing it is. You have stood for the Lord in times, when others would have given up. The Lord will not turn a blind eye to that. He gave you the word, girlie, "He's restoring the years that you sowed in tears." When you are faithful to God, He is faithful to you. I don't know another person more faithful. You're not perfect, but you're faithful, and your heart is truly pure. God is concerned about you, and He loves you. Just hold on, girlie, your change is coming.

To My husband
Let's do this, baby. I'm waiting on you.

All you need is faith the size of a mustard-seed.

I love you!

tnxbutterfly · #12 08-16-2004, 09:55 AM

To Aaron's rent-a-center: I don't know what you were trying to pull,but it wasn't funny. Calling my house 3-4 times a day asking for someone who doesn't live here claiming that she owes you money. I talked to you once before about this, but 2weeks ago, you kept harassing me. I called and cursed you out about this but you claimed that you could not find my number in your system. You must of gotten it from somewhere because Caller ID and voicemail don't lie.

So I'm putting you on notice. You call my house one more time with this mess, I will be contacting a lawyer and starting the process of filing a lawsuit against you.

1savvydiva · #13 08-16-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tnxbutterfly
To Aaron's rent-a-center: I don't know what you were trying to pull,but it wasn't funny. Calling my house 3-4 times a day asking for someone who doesn't live here claiming that she owes you money. I talked to you once before about this, but 2weeks ago, you kept harassing me. I called and cursed you out about this but you claimed that you could find my number in your system. You must of gotten it from somewhere because Caller ID and voicemail don't lie.

So I'm putting you on notice. You call my house one more time with this mess, I will be contacting a lawyer and starting the process of filing a lawsuit against you.

Oh.MY.GOODNESSS!!!!

What state do you live in? This happened to me also. When I first changed my phone number, they would call literally like 3-4 times a day and if I didn't answer they'd leave messages. I would tell them they had the wrong number and they would say something rude like, "Well, THIS is the number she gave us, when you see her tell her she needs to call us." I don't know WTF "SHE" is so how can I tell her to call you...you mofo's betta stop calling and harrassing me!

Girl, you got me mad all over again. Those people used to piss me off.

tnxbutterfly · #14 08-16-2004, 01:33 PM

I'm in Tx. And the jacked up part about the whole thing is that the city that I live in and the city from where they are calling me from are no where close to each other. It' like a 45 minute drive for me to get to their store. If I was going to rent something, you would think I would rent from a store that's closer to me. And this drama usually starts the first of the month becasue "Elizabeth's" bill is due on the 1st and she is always late.

But like I said, they got one more time contacting me with this nonsense.

SexySuperstar · #15 08-18-2004, 12:10 PM

To Financial Aid: If I have to come up there one more time to get you to take this stupid block off my account I will lose it. I’m tired of having to come up to that school every day to get you to just take a black off of my account.

To T&M: I don’t think either of you have a clue how much you have affected me in the past few weeks and I know in other peoples’ eyes this is the most unconventional relationship they have ever seen but your friendship each mean so much to me. Thank you for all of the “lessons” you have taught me. I’ve wanted it since I was 9 so it will never happen. I know that you will be there the whole time. Thanks!

To Everyone Back Home (especially Mommy & Daddy): I never thought that I would miss you as much as I have. Moving to MD was the hardest thing that I have ever had to do but to become the strong black woman that you have wanted to become. Know that everywhere I go you are w/me in my heart. I love you more than life itself.

To My Baby: To quote Beyonce’ (something I thought I would never do) “I can’t do this thing called life without you here with me”. I have never heard anything that has explained the depth of my feelings for you as much as this line. I love you.

And Lastly To G-Crew: Ladies, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You three are the reason that I am the woman that I am today. I only hope that Phoenix(Congrats Mommy Princess) is lucky enough to grow up and have three people who mean as much to her as you three mean to me.