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06-23-2004, 11:43 PM
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Thanks for posting them Abaici! 
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06-24-2004, 01:40 AM
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Location: Mississippi/N'Awlins
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well
I want to give a huge pimp slap to my momma.  She was sitting on the poarch when a bill collector came down the street. It was to late for her to run inside so....guess what she did? She put her touge out of her mouth, started to slob and put her hand down like a faggot and acted like she was my mom's retarded twin sister Beth( that she has never had)   I mean she was sluring her speech and limping when she walked..mann i was soooo shame but it was funny as hell
Pimp slap to a bill collector who called my house today for my dad. When i informed them that he was in the hospital have emergency, life threathing surgecy. They replied well could we have his number to his room please  ..u can imagine all the *nice*  things i said to them
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06-24-2004, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Clarksville, Tn....by way of TAMPA
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A back handed slap to:
To a boss who says that we can't work half days (when needed for Dr appointments and such) But schedules one for our Department to go bowling....
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06-24-2004, 03:45 PM
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The 411 operator I just spoke to.
I called seeking the number to Kaiser Hospital OB/GYN dept. After going through the automated system, an operator came on and asked which specific department I needed. I told her "O-B-G-Y-N" So she searched and I waited. After a brief silence she says slowly "Ok, I have ob-tech-tricks and jean-kol-co-gy" . 
Umm.... Why are you a 411 operator if you can't pronounce words? Get a da** dictionary!
Double pimp slap!!
*SLAP*SLAP*
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Last edited by NinjaPoodle; 06-24-2004 at 03:47 PM.
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06-24-2004, 05:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: I can't sleep at night when you are on my mind. Billie Womack is on the radio saying if you think your lonely now... what a minute that is too deep. I have to change the station...
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06-24-2004, 06:27 PM
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Umm, Ninja, the bigger issue is that your operator was a WOMAN?? She should know how to say if don't nobody else do!
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06-24-2004, 08:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ideal08
Umm, Ninja, the bigger issue is that your operator was a WOMAN?? She should know how to say if don't nobody else do!
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Yes, thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who realizes this. I started to correct her(she said it twice) but then I just had to let it go.
Words EVERY woman should know:
Breast exam
Pap Smear
Obstetrics and Gynecology (if ya'can't pronounce it, O-B-G-Y-N! )
You don't know how bad I wanted to stick my hand through the receiver and choke the *isht* out of "sister-friend".
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07-01-2004, 11:49 PM
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I want to pimp slap my cousin's ex. I left him a message to call me (we were cool like that anyway) to get his friend's new number (my ex). He just returned my call and said that he didn't have the new number, but started chatting me up about what has been going on in our lives. I talked with him because, like I said, we were cool like that. Anyway, this kneeeegrow says, "If I keep calling you, do you think it would be foul?" I'm like WTF? He goes on, "I wish I'd met you first...blah blah". Okay DB...you got my cousin pregnant...WTF do you think I'd holla at you? Do you think I'm scandalous like that? EWWWW, nuccas are a trip. YOUUUUU get a pimp slap.
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07-02-2004, 10:12 AM
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A BIG Pimp Slap to the other summer associate I was talking to yesterday for the following conversation:
E5: I just think its shady how 19 of the hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, but we're fighting Iraq. Clearly, we're letting Saudi off the hook becaue the Bush family is in bed with teh Bin Ladin family via the Carlyle Group- that is why we flew them out of the country days after 9/11 instead of investigaitng.
Other Summer Associate: No! We're fighting Iraq because Sadam Hussein is a bad man! He is Anti-U.S. and he killed and did bad stuff to people in his own country.
E5: So has many other countries!
OSA: Whatever, who?!
E5: The US...what abouty slavery!!!
OSA: Oh, please...that wasn't in the last 20 years!
Ummmmmmmmm, I'm sorry I didn't know there was a time limit on human rights violations. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Powder me up..I am WINDING up for this pimp slap!
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07-02-2004, 10:49 AM
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Oh, Exquisite!! LET ME DO IT!!!
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07-02-2004, 10:53 AM
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Pimp Slap to that bynch who hit me this morning!
Your azz has inconvenienced me! You must pay for the damages and my mental anguish.
You Sorry Azz No Driving Camry Driving Piece of Shyt....(Dick Cheney expletive) You!
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07-02-2004, 10:56 AM
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One mo' time
I already don't care for Walmart....got to the electronics section...ask the chick behind the counter "do you have any reggae music (I'm a small predominately white town in western PA)...she responds "What is reggae? I don't work in this section"....my eye starts to twitch and I think to myself "YOU WORK IN WALMART! Don't sit behind a counter in a dept. you know nothing about and get an attitude when I ask you a question!!!"
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07-02-2004, 11:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by RedefinedDiva
Oh, Exquisite!! LET ME DO IT!!!
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Please join in with me! I am CERTAIN she can benefit from more than one!
Maybe we can provide her with the sense her momma didn't.
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07-02-2004, 11:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Exquisite5
Please join in with me! I am CERTAIN she can benefit from more than one!
Maybe we can provide her with the sense her momma didn't.
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Can I join in the Slap-Fest???
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06-03-2005, 09:36 PM
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Double pimpslaps for all of the admin staff at my (now former) dental office.
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