Pimp Slaps, Part 2
 

Soror Wonderful began the series... let's continue. :cool:

I want to give a pimp slap to the telemarketer that called my hotel room, while I was on vacation with my family, and woke me just when I finally went to sleep after ditching my nieces. :mad:

i want to take the time to pimp slap a few people...
 

--my 19 year old cousin for impregnating his 18 year old girlfriend...they both still going up fools hill.

--my 19 year old cousins girlfriend's mother that kicked them out and now they live with me. :mad:

--mayor mike bloomberg because he has yet to ride the train up past 125th street.

--those fools that think that sylvia's on 126th street is still soul food. (owned by the japanese, all the food is canned)

--fools that raised the subway fares, the gas prices ( when you see $2.25 for regular, it makes you want to cry and move down south) :(

--i want to pimp slap this whole period....it was horrible!

Pimp slap to the lady who did my eybrows, she did a good job, but she kept bumping into my hair which I just got done.

Pimp slap to the bump on my face

Pimp slap to the Houston Texans w3hose games I am forced to watch instead of the Saints

Pimp slap once again to "No Child Left Behind" and its president.

I am with you Soror! I big, huge pimp slap to our "President" and Congress who came up with this mess

I mean seriously, WE ALL want our children to succeed

But how are we supposed to do that when you are constantly asking for more and cutting the budget at the same time.

-To this lamf who pissed me off this morning via an administrator. It's not my fault you forgot what you said. Do you realize I know policies and procedures? I don't give a rats azz if you do not order any materials for my students! I know how to read and write...you sorry azz clown.
:mad:

To my boss
 

for running to OUR boss with her pity party about me leaving and the fact that she will be short-staffed and overworked.

Whateva cleva :rolleyes: !

I told you what the problem was and you didn't do anything about it over the last 6 months, so sorry charlie! :o

Good pimp slaps to the people that I have to supervise who think this is KindaCare. I am adult....you are adults. ACT LIKE IT! It is not my job to baby-sit, coddle, pacify, or wipe your nose because you don't like something.

To all the lovely ladies of GC: Breathe! IT's gonna be alright
:D :)

To my so-called "boyfriend": You azz is skating on THIN ice, buster! :mad:

A pimp slap to P-Diddy for not buying the N.Y. Knicks. At least their "shooting" percentage woulda went up.

lmao! (did anyone else get "it"?)

Yeah, we got it alright, LOL! The sad part is that he's telling the truth !!! :D

Just trying to bring a little levity to whatever it is the Knicks are doing in Madison Square Garden these days....cause whatever it is, it ain't b-ball!!

A PS to this SAME person who sent me a notice that she ordered items from my "list". WTFE!??!

:rolleyes:

You deserve a Slap....JUST BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1