Open Letter IV

[9dstpm]

To this girl I know: I am concerned. Working at the local strip club as a waitress is only a slippery slope for you. I see you wearing clear shoes and sliding down the pole in about 4-6 weeks if you aren't already. I know that you need to make $$ and try to get out on your own but I don't think that Deja Vu is the way to go.

[Gina1201]

To the stank man at the country club: After I told you (1) I had a man and (2) I did not want to dance, why did you still continue to follow me around??? That chit is not funny. And then coming up to my man and saying hi like you knew him. That ain't cool. And then on top of that I run into you at the gas station and you STILL trying to talk to me. I had to give you the GAS FACE!!!

To that nasty girl dancing at the CC: Just because it's in you r size does NOT mean you should wear it.

TO S: You are getting played dear, and I fail to realize why you don't see that. I tried to warn you and you dn't want to listen so now you are out for dolo.

[#1 Leading Lady]

To my Auntie~ First, of all don't ask to borrow money from me and you are married. Second, don''t lie and say it is for a bill when last week you told me you had to pay all you bills before you moved into you ghetto fab hood fested place. Thirdly, don't tell me none of my business why you want to borrow MY $$$. Last but not least I DARE you get an attitude because I have plans for MY money that I worked for and you have the nerve to say " You can go shopping next weeked" WHATEVA....Why are you married to a NO GOOD, BLACK YA EYE When He get ready, No job having SASAS Be MAD cause guess what I had a good time shopping spending my money

[1savvydiva]

To A.F.: You are so wrong for not coming by. How are you gonna visit all my friends and not me? I'm going to need to make a special trip and SOON...ya hear?

[o2bame]

To my girl: I know that you are happy that you crossed Delta and everything. But don't forget your friends who supported you through the rough times. Don't let three letters change who you are, remember that you are still the same gyrl who i loved through the good and bad times. Yes I am here to support you in every decison and choice you make but i refuse to have you dis me just because I am not what you are. ok gyrl love ya and if forgot to mention this: Congrats on becoming a Delta!!

[Angelicqt716]

To this guy: I'm tired of you telling me you're goin to come over, and never show up. How bout you just NOT tell me you plan on coming over that way if you actually find your way to my doorstep again, it'll be a suprise.

To my friend: Why do you always ditch me when you get a new man? How come we make plans to go out and when he shows up I get blown off? How come you knew in January you were accidentally let back in school and you needed to seriously buckle down thie semester? Why did you not buckle down and skip class all the time? Why are you now crying on my shoulder because you are goin to be suspended and you can't go to Germany next year?

To my internet friend: It's nice to see someone out there who shares my point of views. I never knew someone else would have so much in common with me. Just thought I'd say thanks for all the talks and encouragement.

[tnxbutterfly]

To the funiture store: Dang, when am I going to get my brought and paid for sofa? It's always on thing or another. First it wasn't in stock when I ordered it. Then it was back ordered. Now that you finally got it in, you delivery truck breaks down the day it's suppose to be delivered. What's really really going on?


To B: I'm glad that you're life is slowly coming together. I knew you had a lot on your place and I needed to step out of the picture for a while so you could focus on you. I was cool with that. However, you need to stop anaylzing everything I say---- especially since WE ARE NOT and never have BEEN TOGETHER. Even at the movies on Saturday you were looking for some hidden meaning in everything I said. Then in the same breathe you turned around and asked if we could be more then friends. I don't think so cheif.

[Ideal08]

To the receptionist at the travel clinic:

Look, lady, ALL I asked you to do was give me a list of prices for your immunizations. I did NOT ask you what I would need to travel to Ethiopia. I think I made it perfectly clear that this is NOT my first trip. I didn't need explanations, simply costs. How come you proceeded to give me what I did NOT need? In the future, just give people what they ask for, ok? I didn't need you to tell me what shots I need and don't... I wasn't calling for myself, I already know what I need. Dang. I hate to have my time wasted. Just answer the questions. Dang.

[AKA2D '91]

To these heyah colleagues of mine:

Don't nominate me for Department head, ESPECIALLY when I don't want the position AND when you didn't ask me if I was interested (which I am not) before you submitted my name.

I know there is a motive behind you SUBMITTING my name (you and your cohorts). I'm not feeling it! Like I told you a few minutes ago..."Thank You, but don't do it again."

I still CANNOT help you and your cohort's pursuits. I don't do that, nor do I KNOW you.

[Conskeeted7]

To that one person who just doesn't understand:

Listen, I really don't know why you don't understand this. I've said it before, but I'll say it one more time...

I will not answer my cell phone if you call me on it and you KNOW that I am at home. For example, if I spoke to you before I left work and told you that I was headed home for the evening, do not call me at 6:15, before my night minutes start, while I'm sitting in the living room. Do not call my cell phone first and then my home phone. If it is important, leave a message. But do not just continue to call my cell phone. That is the quickest way to end up at the top of my do not answer list. So just stop, ok...

I will not answer. I won't even check my voicemail on the cell phone either, because I know it's you. My mom understands, other friends, but it's just you who does not get the point.

The worse part about it is that you have my home number and you just continue to call my cell phone. I am not answering, no matter how many times you call.

[blackerican]

To my Brother-In-Law: I really don't know what to say at this point. Your so-called "wifey" is pregnant and it's not yours!!! And you want to know if you should leave her?? Dumb Question!!!!

To my Husband: Thank you for being my rock through the storm.

To Hector: Where is my gift fool????

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by blackerican
To my Brother-In-Law: I really don't know what to say at this point. Your so-called "wifey" is pregnant and it's not yours!!! And you want to know if you should leave her?? Dumb Question!!!!

To my Husband: Thank you for being my rock through the storm.

To Hector: Where is my gift fool????

Hijack: Hector better get on the ball.
End hijack.

[Rain Man]

To Game Show Network (oops, I mean GSN now):

YOUR NETWORK SUCKS! It used to be a BOMB network, chock full of Goodson/Todman shows (Price is Right, Family Feud, Match Game, etc.), Barry/Enright shows (Jokers Wild, Tic Tac Dough, etc.), sprinkled with a healthy dose of "special treats" (Game of the Week: an episode of a little-known game show or unsold pilot, Sunday Night Black and White, and plenty of game show marathons).

Well, now it is nothing but lame GSN orignal programming (well, Whammy! is/was the ONLY GSN original that I thought was great), and now it is being filled to the brim with lame reality shows that no one ever really cares to see (Arsenio Hall's Star Search, anyone?).

Even before you went the "GSN" route, you were re-running all the good shows in the ground, with the same freaking episodes of $100K Pyramid, Press Your Luck and even the original Peter Marshall Hollywood Squares (no wonder the ratings for that show fell so quickly--couldn't you order more that 150 eps of that show, considering over 3,000 shows were recovered and were assumed to be destroyed). I'm sorry, but your network has tanked since roughly the spring of 2003.

And to add insult to injury, the 6:30 and 9:00 eps of Match Game will be yanked after June 13, considering both showtimes has been a highly rated staple in the prime time schedule since the Dark Period (a period where GSN temporairly lost the rights to all Goodson/Todman games) ended in 1998.

Just one more reason I need to call my cable company and have them cut back my cable service. I don't need yall anymore anyway.

C-YA!

[33girl]

Originally posted by Rain Man
And to add insult to injury, the 6:30 and 9:00 eps of Match Game will be yanked after June 13.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Booo to the "MTV really doesn't mean music television-ing" of Game Show Network. Big giant cosign to all of RM's post.

[CrimsonTide4]

To Bell South: I BLEEEPING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!