Most Embarasing Moment - Page 4

Billy Optimist · #46 03-25-2001, 04:25 PM

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Billy Optimist · #47 03-25-2001, 04:31 PM

Okay...this one just happend last night. There is a girl in my dorm, lets call her Janice. She looks exactly like this other girl "Tiffany" from my Home town. Espically after a few beers and when its dark, and when I've been crushing cans on my head, not wearing my clases. But mostly because I've had a few beers. Anyway,"Janice" and I have always talked about going to the same party; we have a different group of friends besides each other. So I see "Tiffany" there, and think "Janice" finaly got her act together I was like "Hey giiiirrrrrlllll" and started dancing with her. This quite set her aback, as she knows me as a quiet type of guy. Heh. Anyway I was like "Janice, you finally came." And she was like "uh....I'm Tiffany" so I explained the situation as best I could. She forgave, much to my surprise. She must used to dealing with drunks.

Then I won sympathy points because I asked her if I had a red mark on my forhead. She said no, why?? And I said "I tried to crush a beer can on my head like John Belushi" she cracked up.

The end.

Billy Optimist · #48 03-25-2001, 04:32 PM

I didn't mean to post that twice. It didn't show up the first time.

Bspunky18 · #49 03-26-2001, 07:09 PM

Ok, here's my most embarassing moment:

I was going through the Pledge-In Ceremony, and my turn finally came. I was totally excited/nervous. I was pinned, and stepped forward to sign my name with the rest of my class, and I signed THE WRONG PAGE. How bad is that? I thought I was going to die.

KSigkid · #50 03-31-2001, 12:43 PM

Hmmm, most embarassing moment...well I'd have to say it would have been New Years Eve two years ago...I was at my cousin's house, and we all had been drinking a tad, and decided that it would be a great idea to start calling people. So I get on his phone and hit the speed dial for what I thought was our friend Amy's place. Someone picks up on the other end, and I could have sworn it was her voice, so I scream "IT'S NEW YEARS, AND I'M GETTING SO DRUNK!!!!" Well, then the other voice goes "That's cute Collin." It was my Mom...I had hit the speedial for my house, NOT my friend Amy's...well I felt like a total loser, and I ended up getting in trouble. Pretty damn embarassing. I know I've got other stories, but I think I'll save those

SH80 · #51 05-15-2001, 01:06 PM

One day last semester me and my friends were walking down the hallway outside the cafeteria, and I started to goof around. I grabbed my boobs and bounced them up and down, I thought that we were the only people in the hallway. Then, my friend told me to look behind me it was like 7 people, 6 of them were male janitors. They could not believe their eyes, I probably gave them all erections!

moe.ron · #52 05-15-2001, 04:04 PM

While giving a presentation in front of over 200 people, this old lady was smilling at me the whole time. The I was looking around and they all had this grin. I got a little nervous because one of my greatest fear is to have my zipper down. Guess what, my zipper was down. I had to do some acting to make it seem like I didn't notice it. I went behind my podium and gave my presentation from there. Ever since then, I always triple check my zipper before giving a presentation.

heatherh1981 · #53 05-17-2001, 10:40 AM

i know mine

hehe the time was at prom and went to the bathroom and came back with toilet paper stuck to my shoe.. At lest he was nice enough to ttell me that i had it on my shoe.. Oh well

SSS1365 · #54 05-17-2001, 11:30 AM

Last spring break, I didn't really do anything special. My boyfriend and I and a couple of his friends decided to go to Ocean City, even though it was cold and rainy weather. We got adjoining hotel rooms (oceanfront by the way) and the night we got there we decided to drink... a lot. So, being an admitted lightweight, I was plastered way before anyone else, and I started running around between the two rooms acting really stupid. I then went out on the balcony and leaned over the railing... my boyfriend thought I was gonna jump (I wasn't going to) so he runs over and grabs me. Then he tried to make me eat some spaghetti, which I refused to eat, and fairly acted like a baby about the whole thing. It was my first time meeting these particular friends of his... must have been an interesting first impression!

KABillyMac · #55 05-17-2001, 01:42 PM

When I lived in the dorm, my pledge brother and I being quite the mechanics that we were, used to love to get smashed and take apart the bathrooms. One night, drunk on cheap beer, we are in the process of taking apart a bathroom aparatus, when the o ring comes flying out and water is going everywhere, no big deal cause that was a nightly occurance. Well that wasnt our objective on this mission, and while trying to stop the water to reset this valve to go off when someone touched it, our RA walks into the bathroom. There my roomate and I stood, both of us with toolbelts on, water spraying in our faces. Good thing our RA didnt speak much english cause we told him we were trying to fix the sink and we had to go back to the room to get the right socket, and walked right past him. Another pledge brother of mine lived on our floor and he tells all the younger guys in our chapter that at night all he could hear at 4 in the mornin was me and my buddy giggling, then every once in a while he would hear a wrench or something hit the ground, us get quiet, then right back to work we went.

That really wasnt that bad, one night I got smashed, and my roomates said that I was walking apartment to apartment during one of our many block party's in nothing but my birthday suit and cowboy boots. Oh yeah and my beer mug. I dont remember that but sounds about par.

The most demeaning thing that ever happened to me was when I was in Cabell County West Virginia. (Huntington). I was there for one of the brothers bachelor party. We come in to the hotel at 4 am plowed and rowdy. The hotel management (I use that term loosely) kicked us out and called the police. So the equivilent of the entire West Virginia State police force come to our room, and ask us to leave. We did. We were outside in the parking lot when I realized I forgot my coat. I went back in, the deskclerk told me I could go get it, and when I reached the elevator it opened, the police jumped out, told me that they had told me to leave once, and cuffed me and took me to jail. Well I was in holding all night for PI, and believe it or not they put me in stripes and upstairs with the inmates. Damn. I got bored and not being bashful, I jumped in this card game with some of the thugs in there. I had no cigs to bet with so I bet my breakfast as anty, and had to raise with my lunch. I lost. I got out at 3 the next day and hadnt had anything to eat. I was the hungriest hung over kid that ever walked the earth by the time they released me. Dont go to jail in WV kids, and if you do, dont bet your meals on a card game.

Oh yeah, I farted during situps in my junior high gym class in front of about 200 kids. Just figured I would throw that in there.

James · #56 05-17-2001, 01:44 PM

I am trying to remember these moments but I have pretty selective memory.

I went to a movie on opening night on like a 2nd or 3rd date and before the lights dimmed I got up to get a drink, slipped on something and fell face first and HARD in the aisle . . . to a lot of comments and applause . .

Salience · #57 05-21-2001, 01:56 AM

I was walking with my friend on campus a year ago, complaining about how sad my sex life was. I was going into gory detail about desparate I was getting, moaning about how I didn't expect my chosen celibacy to last as long as it had, and right when I am about tell my girl my new plan for getting a man, I turn the corner as we get ready to enter our building. We walk right up to the glass double doors, and I see my professor, who was right behind us the whole time. The professor who was on my Master's defense committee lsat week.

ees125 · #58 08-21-2001, 05:50 AM

Where to start...

One night my sisters and I decide to drink on the sorority floor before going out. Well me being the light weight I am, get a little more tipsy before everyone else does, and decide that I need to see the guy that I just broke up with. So I take off...RUNNING from my dorm, downtown and into his fraternity house. Mind you had I had 4 sisters running after me, yelling for me to stop and trying to catch me. Somehow make it up the stairs and his door is closed. Tell his one brother who is sitting in the hall, rather loudly that I know a girl is in there. He opens the door to a room full of friends. Don't recall what was said, but needless to say I did not stop there. I proceed to jump over a brick wall (don't ask how) and run again from my sisters to a different fraternity house looking for a friend. I bump into him and his new girlfriend (whom I had not met yet) and proceed to introudce myself (with slurred speech of course) and told her that I saw his boxers once, but that we were just friends (mind you these were boxers not on him and were given as a formal present to the guys). Finally a sister catches up and drags me away apaologizing for me and telling them not to listen. I take off then, yet again. This time end of up some random porch with three guys I don't know talking about milking cows (I was a pre vet major at the time), but this guys were taking it rather pervertedly much to my oblivious self. There all my sisters found me, and finally took me home. My sisters always say now that I was the fastest little drunk they ever met...

At a social one night, a blue drink was made (I to this day have no idea what it was) and it tasted so good, I downed several. I finally asked what it was and was informed it was "Smurf Piss." Well as we go to leave the social that night and make our way home, me and some sisters are walking toward the campus bus, and the whole way there I proceed to yell to anyone passing by that I drank Smurf Piss, much to my sisters embarassment. And then once we get on the bus, which did not have cloth seats, I want to sit alone on the huge row of seats tha lines the back of the bus, and at each turn I proceed to slide off. I still get teased about drinking Smurf Piss.

At the quietest point in our initation cermony, there I am being initiated and my belly lets go of the loudest grumbling noise you ever wanted to hear. The chapter president trys to no avail to proceed with the cermony without laughing...and then every year after that, it happened again. Same part in the ceremony. Tried everything, eating right before, eating a while before, not eating, etc...nothing worked...it was a running joke to see how loud my belly would be each year...

#59 08-21-2001, 06:07 AM

I wasn't going to even post in this thread, but I figured I might as well. I don't know if this is the most embarassing, but I guarantee that it's way up there. It figures that this story involves alcohol...

Before Angie Baraquio became Miss America, I used to hang out at her house a lot. Her younger brother Albert, and I were good friends and at that time we were underage so drinking at home was the only option. So it's just us and a small group of friends. We played truth or dare and my dare was to bong beer mixed with some WHEY PROTEIN. I figured...I've bonged a beer before so a little whey protein won't hurt. But it did. I hurted all over the carpet...down the hallway...by the time I got to the bathroom I missed the porcelain god completely and worshipped the floor instead. Everyone was so drunk by this time that they didn't know what was going on. Angie came home and found me in the bathroom and accidentally steps on my dinner with her bare foot. She was so PI$$ED OFF and demonstrated unbeauty queen-like behavior! Not only did she have to clean up my mess...but she had to drive my butt home that night...which was okay since I only live down the road from the Baraquios.

I was so afraid to confront her because I felt so bad about what I did to her house (and her foot). When I saw her again at a Miss America dinner last year, she was happy to see me sober.

APhiRattlerGal · #60 07-24-2002, 11:41 AM

Well this isnt MY embarrassing moment, its my best friend's....(she's here and she told me to put it in).

Right after we arrived to our prom my best friend really really had to go to the bathroom so i accompanied her. I was walking behind her and started talking to some friends. I guess she really had to go b/c she didnt notice that when she walked in she had really walked into the men's room!! To make matter worse the guy whom she had been crushing on since we were like in 6th grade was coming out of one of the stalls. I never seen her so red in all my life!!