Most Embarasing Moment
 

I was wondering what one of your most embarrasing moments was?

Here is one of mine:
The other day I was meeting a friend at this new bar/club that opened..really trendy place.
As I was walking up to go in, I was busy looking at all the people inside, the atmosphere of the place, the furniture, etc.
So, I was all impressed by the whole scene, thinking how nice it was and how good I looked (I know that makes me sound shallow, but EVERYONE worries about their appearance) when WHAM, I walked into this huge glass floor to ceiling wall! I'm talking full walking speed, no warning, forehead clunking, WHAM! I thought that the bar/club just had a huge open entrance when instead the door was off to the side!!
The people inside all started smiling and pointing (They could not only hear the hollow WHAM, but see the glass wall "wobble" as well) as I'm all "what the hell just happened".
I just laughed at myself and went in to see my friends standing there cracking up! Some strangers bought me drinks cause they felt bad for me, and the door man kept a close eye on me (as he thought I showed up drunk already).

OK, now your turn.

Those are two of the funniest stories I've ever read. Sorry damasa that you got caught!!! I guess I'll post mine now so everybody can laugh at me too.

OK...this was last semester. I had just broken up with a boyfriend the day before and my friend decided she was going to cheer me up. She suggested that we go down to New Orleans and hit the Quarter. So I was like "OK". Well we get dressed up all cute and I have to say I was feeling FABU. I was gonna get over my jerk of an ex-boyfriend and find somebody new. So we get to NOLA and start walking down Bourbon Street. I have to mention that I had decided to wear a skirt and the MOST uncomfortable shoes on the planet. Anyways...so my friend and I are walking down the sidewalk when this guy decides to grab her butt. So she decides to step off of the sidewalk and into the street. Well by this time my feet are killing me so I'm walking all kind of funny in these shoes(I actually have scars on my feet from the shoes). Anyways...so I go to follow her off of the sidewalk and I loose my balance. So I fall face first onto Bourbon Street. Not only that but my skirt flew up and well...I'll just leave that part blank. The worst part was...I was totally sober when this happened. I had just started drinking this 64 oz. strawberry daiquiri and when I fell it busted all over me. I had pink blotches all over my skin for the rest of the night. Needless to say...my pride got hurt really bad and so did my knees.

OK...now everybody can start laughing. I'm sitting here at work blushing because it still embarrasses me.

Allison

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~A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition~

Hahahahaha these are some good stories, I have one that's not the most embarrassing, but happened only a few weeks ago.

In my policing class for criminology the proof is one of these type of guys who love using the internet. He tries to incorporate class participation by sending out emails with news articles attached to them to everyone in class.

As we were writing our first essay for this class someone had submitted some cop jokes by email to the prof in which he then forwarded to everyone else. The joke wasn't very funny, so I go to my roommate (who's also in this class) that I should reply with jokes (of "adult" material) that my roommate had sent me a couple days before.
I figured a way in which I could forward the jokes from my hotmail account (that has my name in the address) to another annoymous hotmail address and include all the emails of everyone in class, including both t.a. and prof.

The only thing I put in the text was, those jokes weren't very funny, here's some good ones. And at the bottom of the email I signed it "mark", thinking I'll just make up a name so no one will know who sent it.

Well, you can probably imagine what happened, my roommate who's talking with one of his freinds from back home on msn notices that he got this email from gagnon_nick@hotmail.com but at the end it's signed as mark.

I don't know what happened, maybe because I was switching back and forth with several emails I got confused or something.

Anyways, I get an email from the prof the next day saying that some people might find the jokes offensive and that next time I should check with him before sending anything out to the class.

The worst part is that whenever I do or say something stupid my roommates ask "was that you or mark who just did that?"



[This message has been edited by Lil_G (edited March 21, 2001).]

where can i begin with my lists of embarassing moments??
Okay well this one really wasnt anything that i was embarassed about per say.. but ill tell the story anyway.....
This all happened in high school, about the 10th grade. I was on drill team and we were just coming back from a contest and we were all really tired. So, we are riding on the bus and i decide that im exhausted and decided to curl up on the bus seat. I was sitting by myself so i layed down on it and curled my legs in. Just so you can get the picture, my legs were by the window and my head was by the aisle... well it was maybe like 11pm, so it was really dark as well. Anyway, im laying there trying to get some sleep when all of a sudden i feel this "pressure" on my head!! Well as it turns out, this girl came and sat on my head!! She obviously didnt see my there and just decided to sit on top of me and have a conversation with the girls sitting in front of me. I was like "hey! watch it!!" and she was like "oh....im sorry, i didnt see you!!" yeah, well DUH!! I didnt think it was all that funny but everyone on the bus thought it was hillarious. Two years later, at out senior banquet, we all write wills to leave to the younger members and we even give things to other seniors, and my friend left me a hard hat she has so i can always wear it in case i run into people like that girl again!

These are all great!
I am cracking up right now picturing some of them..

In high school, we're all sitting in the library and it's during finals, all intense, you know? So, I sneeze and blow the BIGGEST FART out my butt and everyone turns and stares right at me and all I say is "What?" http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif THEY DIED!!!

Also, in college, we were working in the cafeteria. Busy, busy time. The girl in my intern group yells across the cafeteria to my TA, "Hey, do you want me to 69 this gravy or do you want to do it?" when she meant 86 the gravy!! He yelled back "What you do on your own time is none of OUR business!" WE ALL PEED OUR PANTS and everyone in the cafeteria laughed at her! She was HIGHLY embarassed! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

ROTFLMAO LOL LLOLOLOLOL

Ha, ha, ha! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Hmmmmmm...I may share later.



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Lets see....Embarrasing moments for me....

Junior High

I had one in junior high similar to sigmagrrl where I was in biology class and sneezed and farted at the same time. I tried to play it off. But I think we were reading in class at the time *L* It was like that old movie, "Spies Like us" with Dan Akryoyd and Chevy Chase.

High School

We had this senior competition where guys got to dress up as women and compete in a pageant. Well, This girl tried to dye my hair(I thought temporarily) and it took me weeks for the dye to come out. It wasnt too bad I guess. My hair was like jet black instead of light brown. I admit that show was pretty funny. Lots of good laughs.

One pep rally I competed in a pie eating contest and my football coach competed against me for the winning spot. Well, I lost and he smacked me in with the pie in the face http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

College Days

I have a couple of experiences *L* But I dont want to share them on here because I dont think it would be right. I might share one but I'd have to think about it. *L* Maybe one of these days if any of us meet I might spill some beans *L*

I had somewhat of an embarrassing experience when I was at a bar in Spain. I went to this huge discotech with a group of people. Well, shortly after arriving one of the girls who was obviously drunk decides that she needs some more money and she leaves the bar with her ATM card in her hand. (This is in a fairly large city.) So, I'm completely spastic that she's going to get mugged or worse, and I run upstairs to find some of the guys to go after her. To get upstairs you have to go up a very long flight of wooden stairs, that for some reason were very well polished.

Anyway, I run back down the stairs, still in a panic, but I miss my heel at the top of the stairs and slide down the whole length on my butt, because the staircase was pretty wide and I couldn't catch anything to break my fall. The only thing that stops me is sliding into a guy at the bottom, of course at this point with my skirt up around my neck somewhere.

The only thing that saved me from being completely mortified is that the place was so packed and dark that not many people saw me.

My most embarrassing moment is one those that you read about in Cosmo but you wouldn't think would happen to "normal" people. Yeah...happened to me.
My freshman year in High School, I had this HUGE crush on this guy. But, I was shy and didn't want him to know. My "friend", Christy, took it upon herself to let him know. He didn't like me back which was ok with me but Christy, who we later found out was psycho, started picking on him. She threw him into an overhead projector and got some of her football player friends to steal his lunch. Oh...it gets worse. I tried to tell the guy that I had no involvement but he didn't want to speak to me (couldn't blame him). So, I wrote him a note explaining that I wasn't involved. I gave the note to one of my friend, Meghan, to deliver to him. In the middle of first period, Meghan came and got me out of class. She handed me a piece of paper and told me to read it. I started reading it and realized that it was a note that I had written to my best friend the week before and had just forgotten to give her. I asked Meghan how she had gotten the note and she said, "Uhhhh...that's the note you handed me to give to him. He looked really confused so I grabbed it from him but it was too late." I read the note a little more. The note contained how much I liked him and stuff I wanted to do to him physically (will NOT go into detail on that). I was MORTIFIED. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif For the rest of the year, whenever I would walk past one of his friends in the hallways, they would recite on the top of their lungs one of the lines from my note. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif To this day, I have had many embarrassing moments (I will discuss my falling into a lake at the zoo tomorrow) but none as embarrassing as that one!

[This message has been edited by ZTAngel (edited March 21, 2001).]

C'mon, it's less embarrasing than in person because nobody knows you. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
I think if damasa can give us a gem like that, you can share something...

I could list about a hundred, but the one that always sticks out in my head is the time I took my siblings and their friends to go see Independence Day!
We were all crammed into my car and running late (of course). We bolted into the theatre and tried to find a row that would accommidate us all. So, the previews were showing and it was really dark. I was wearing a skirt and I didn't want to have to walk infront of my siblings so I kept motioning for them all to move down - I wanted the end seat.
This all happened so rapidly because I didn't want to be in the way of anyone trying to watch the previews. So I sat down quickly and immediately found myself flipping over the chair backwards!
My feet are sticking straight up in the air and everyone is laughing... There was no back to the stupid seat!
I felt SO dumb! I made them all scoot down another seat and sat next to the defective seat.
From that day on I always make sure there's a back to a seat in the theater. Plus I'm really nervious when I sit in any chair that reclines...like my hair dresser laughs because he'll lower my seat back and I'll jirk funny! Guess it's reflex huh?!?!

Hootie!

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What do you get when you cross and Alpha Omicron Pi and a Sigma Phi Epsilon? A beautiful Chi Omega!!!

Ok LIL_G http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

This wont compare to damasa but one time I was in the back seat late after a night of good refreshments and repeatedly said, BURGER!!!!
Over and Over. Hey, I was starved http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

I used to work at Ruby Tuesday too and one time when I went to clean a table, I triped and this napkin perfectly folded over this ladys face.



[This message has been edited by Miami1839 (edited March 21, 2001).]

C'mon Kevin, you can do better than that..

my singing ON the bar at LA's Skybar story to follow later...

maybe as a bonus I'll throw in my 30th birthday story too...

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