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01-05-2008, 04:49 PM
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This is such a classic. I love this one. Bite "the big one"!!!
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05-06-2008, 11:59 AM
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I gotta go pick up my baby's mama at the check cashing place.
It's a very gusty day, I must say.
You're not MAD at him, you're just pointing at him. Hey, you! I know you!
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05-06-2008, 12:13 PM
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I always like the political skits the best. One of my favorites was from the Bush/Gore election. Will Ferrell played GWBush, and Darrell Hammond played Al Gore.
During a debate the moderator asked each candidate, "If you could sum up your campaign in one word, what would that word be?"
Bush: "Strategery."
Gore: "Lock-box."
ETA: (The script and an audio recording, here: http://ynucc.yeungnam.ac.kr/~bwlee/esc/bgdebate_prd.htm)
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05-06-2008, 10:39 PM
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From a really old show:
"Mailgram....Half a gram....Landshark!
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05-06-2008, 10:46 PM
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Remember the one where Gilda Radner's wearing a Girl Scout uniform and pretending to be on her own tv show - The Judy Show? I recently saw that she broke a few ribs during the dress rehearsal, but still went on that night
Frankly, I loved everything with Gilda! Even the night she died, seeing her exhusband with a black armband was soooo touching. RIP, Gilda.
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05-06-2008, 10:57 PM
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Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
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05-07-2008, 11:02 AM
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My favorite Skit is definitely the Culp Family Performances, i.e. Ana Gasteyer and Will Ferrel butcher songs as middle school teachers... We got a hot mic here, hot mic.
-Marty Culp: Bobbi and I once faced the terrors of tripping on pot.
OH, Spartan cheerleaders, esp. the one with David Duchovney and Paula Abdul. GREAT!
Janet Reno's Dance Party, the name of the skit is funny enough
Church Lady: [interviewing Anne Heche] So, Anne; you call yourself "bisexual". I guess that means that when you reach your little hand down the front of someone's pants, you're happy with whate-e-ver you find.
Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you. A riddle, if you will.
Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore.
"Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans.
hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
navy beans, navy beans..MEATLOAF SANDWICH."
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05-07-2008, 01:58 PM
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I lost the keys to the handcuffs. I am such a bad cop.
I also cannot find your fingerprints.
I guess you might want to just confess now, since I'm such a bad cop.
Other cop: that's not really what I meant
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05-07-2008, 01:59 PM
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I got a fever, and the only cure is, more cowbell.
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05-07-2008, 01:59 PM
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thanks for coming back, Steve Martin. Your penis cream is the best.
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05-07-2008, 03:23 PM
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"What's this about Russian jewelry?" (proceeds with a 30-second rant) - Roseann Roseannadanna
"Uh, that's Russian JEWRY. The Jewish people in Russia."
"Oh. Never mind." - Roseann
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05-07-2008, 03:41 PM
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you can't talk to me like that, i drive a dodge stratus!
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05-07-2008, 04:53 PM
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Eddie Murphy "James Brown's Celebrity Hotub"...hottub uugh uh full of water...
Mr. Robinson's neigborhood...It's one hell of a day in the neighborhood it's a hell of a day for a neighbor..would you be mine...the problem is when I move in y'all move away!
Velvet Jones
Richard Simmons Paraody singing..good golly miss molly you look like a hog.
Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze at the Chippendale Dancer Auditions
Justin Timberlake dressed as the Cup O Soup..Did somebody say friends in need
Dick In the box...over at your parents house..dick in the box, back stage at the CMA's
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05-07-2008, 05:10 PM
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Richard Simmons Paraody singing..good golly miss molly you look like a hog.
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OMG I forgot about this. So awesome.
oh and....
Jackie Rogers Junior's Hundred Thousand Dollar
JACK
POT
(dun dun duh, dun dun duh duh)
WAAAAAAD!!!
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05-08-2008, 09:55 AM
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...in a van down by the river!
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