Ladies of Alpha Kappa Alpha, plz help!

[PrettyInPink777]

Originally Posted by unspokenone25

Dear AKAs:

I sooooooo love your organization but I'm so scared. I'm scared I'm not going to be able to be a member before 2008. That means I will miss out on all of the fun. I won't be able to Skee-Wee or party in DC. I won't be able to wear pink and green. What can I do? Can you please please help me? PRETTY PLEASE!!!

Signed,

Ms. Dum Asse

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by ladygreek

Ahhhh yes, Facebook. The most credible source on the internet.

I understand that Facebook is NOT the most credible source on the internet but these are pictures and quotes that were posted by the AKA's. If these were questionable pictures, they would remove them.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by mzgreekwonder

I understand that Facebook is NOT the most credible source on the internet but these are pictures and quotes that were posted by the AKA's. If these were questionable pictures, they would remove them.

Awwwww you're so cute.

[LXA SE285]

*Waiting for MGW's heli-mom to show up*

[Little32]

I am not sure what the intent of the OP comment was. Was she coming to tell? Did she think we were these anonymous young women's mothers? I don't get it.

[PrettyInPink777]

Originally Posted by mzgreekwonder

I understand that Facebook is NOT the most credible source on the internet but these are pictures and quotes that were posted by the AKA's. If these were questionable pictures, they would remove them.

Really. Stop.

You are coming across as disingenuous, unnecessarily provocative, and attention-seeking. You say that you want "help" in your initial tag-line, but you presume to negatively assess people that possess the very object of your alleged aspiration.

This behavior is counter-productive, and quite frankly, a disturbing display of self-sabotage. .... a quite curious dual symptomolgy -- Acute narcissism tinged with extreme presumption / egotism, yet strangely countered with self-opposition and and impaired judgment.

No good can come of this.

[lovelyivy84]

The only good coming of it is lots of laughter at the extensive clowning.

Honetsly, it's just another troll- GC is besieged by trolls lately.

[LatinaAlumna]

Originally Posted by sigmadiva

Ahh, so this is the trend? So I guess in 2012 we will get a lot of 'Plz help, I wanna be a Delta!', then in 2019 we will get 'Plz help, I wanna be a Zeta!', then in 2021 we will get 'Plz help, I wanna be a Sigma!' Okay, I think I get it all now....

Exactly!

Makes me glad that I won't be around for 2086!

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

I believe the subject to be suffering from Acute Discretionitis, with underlying symptoms of Wannabes Syndrome. I believe the best course of action is for the subject to be treated with a large dose of RealityCheck and an injection of Don't Go There, Girlfriend.

If subject continues with no signs of improvement, the next course of action will be 10ccs of BeatDown. If treatment remains ineffective, I believe we'll just have to let nature take its course.

AlphaFrog
Dr. of Snarkology
GC Hospital Resident

Dr. AlphaFrog,

There is no way we can hold involuntarily based on this person's said statements. I need more, evidence-based diagnoses to commit... She may need a full 2 200 ml charcoal expectorants or an inhalant break.

What do your fellow colleagues say on this afternoon's grand rounds?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

[Chosen*Vessel]

So Sad.

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Dr. AlphaFrog,

There is no way we can hold involuntarily based on this person's said statements. I need more, evidence-based diagnoses to commit... She may need a full 2 200 ml charcoal expectorants or an inhalant break.

What do your fellow colleagues say on this afternoon's grand rounds?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Dr. AKA_Monet,

I concur. I think both expectorants and inhalant are essential in this matter.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by sigmadiva

Ahh, so this is the trend? So I guess in 2012 we will get a lot of 'Plz help, I wanna be a Delta!', then in 2019 we will get 'Plz help, I wanna be a Zeta!', then in 2021 we will get 'Plz help, I wanna be a Sigma!' Okay, I think I get it all now....

Plz help!!! I wannabe XYZ Sorority before their centimentals because I wanna dance around hippity-hoppity, with junie bug flips, etc. in a train with mines sawarhs that I am gonna say the new intergalactic stream CLP techonology that has unverifiable members of XYZ who are representing on my deck school, are unbecoming of this sorority... And I can judge that by _______________________

what my momma knows who paid her dues recently so that you can file legacy? Yes, I WENT there...

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by Velocity_14

Dr. AKA_Monet,

I concur. I think both expectorants and inhalant are essential in this matter.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

Dr. Velocity,

Bitters? Is that normal recourse in this particular situation? I think a 20 mm cath and 0.9% saline drip with addition of 100 mg of provigal may bring some conciousness.

She is not in defib, because her rhythmns are normal, making this a neuropath issue or sleep apnea due to possible Zopidem and ethnanol toxicity.

What did her blood test show?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Dr. Velocity,

Bitters? Is that normal recourse in this particular situation? I think a 20 mm cath and 0.9% saline drip with addition of 100 mg of provigal may bring some conciousness.

She is not in defib, because her rhythmns are normal, making this a neuropath issue or sleep apnea due to possible Zopidem and ethnanol toxicity.

What did her blood test show?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Dr. AKA_Monet,

Well, said subject's blood work does not look too good. We found high levels of trollisha in said subject which can be detrimental to the right and left brain cells. To be cautious, we may want to administer the 20 mm cath and 0.9% drip with a possible addition of 100 mg of provigal first to see it takes effect. However, if conciousness is not acheived within 24 hours, said subject must undergo emergency procedure...said subject may need restraint...

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

[ladygreek]

Originally Posted by mzgreekwonder

I understand that Facebook is NOT the most credible source on the internet but these are pictures and quotes that were posted by the AKA's. If these were questionable pictures, they would remove them.

How do you know they are really AKAs? Facebook is full of perps of all orgs.