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Old 09-21-2007, 02:40 PM
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Grand Rounds...

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog View Post
I believe the subject to be suffering from Acute Discretionitis, with underlying symptoms of Wannabes Syndrome. I believe the best course of action is for the subject to be treated with a large dose of RealityCheck and an injection of Don't Go There, Girlfriend.

If subject continues with no signs of improvement, the next course of action will be 10ccs of BeatDown. If treatment remains ineffective, I believe we'll just have to let nature take its course.

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Dr. AlphaFrog,

There is no way we can hold involuntarily based on this person's said statements. I need more, evidence-based diagnoses to commit... She may need a full 2 200 ml charcoal expectorants or an inhalant break.

What do your fellow colleagues say on this afternoon's grand rounds?

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