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08-22-2005, 04:17 AM
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I was in the mall with my roommate and friends and I let out one of those "silent screamers." It was MUCH worse than I thought it'd be, so I whispered, "RUN!" She didn't hear me and walked right into it and yelled, "DID YOU FART?!?!" The woman behind the counter turned and looked like she had just heard a gunshot, then turned brick red trying not to laugh. Thank God, we were the only ones in the store, but still...
And another time I was sitting at the table with 3 friends having lunch and I had to fart really badly. I thought it would be a quiet one so I tried to ease it out, but it wouldn't come, so I pushed a little harder. IT WAS THE WORLD'S LOUDEST FART, I SWEAR MY BUTT CHEEKS FLAPPED AGAINST EACH OTHER. The girl talking paused and everybody looked at me, then just kept going for about a minute, then in mid-sentence she was like, "Was that you?" They all started laughing and my heart slowly started to beat again. I was beet red, I was so embarassed that I stayed another 2 minutes, then was like, "Well, I'm done, see you guys later...." 
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08-22-2005, 11:55 AM
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I can't believe I'm posting this...
It was the first Christmas my now husband and I were together. He had made the flight in to Michigan to spend some time with my family. We'd had a nice, though very filling, dinner with my mom one night. My mom starts to tell silly stories about my childhood. One had to do with the Donald Duck song "Disco Duck". In it, he sings "Boogie! Boogie!" but he says it in a way that I always thought he said "Foot-head! Foot-head!" Ok, ha ha, silly kid. So Mr. xo says "But what in the world would a Foot-head be?!" So, as I sit in the chair at the dinner table, I lean back, bend my leg and pull my foot to my forehead - which makes me giggle, which makes me fart! With my leg up in the air and pointing right in his direction! I was mortified!  
Luckily he made me feel better about it and still married me! 
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10-17-2005, 02:42 PM
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I have a really annoying habit of farting as I'm exiting an elevator. 
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Someone did that to me in Vegas this weekend. It was awful. I kept coughing & that prompted choking. The old guy that let loose was beet red but looking straight ahead as if he didn't know why I was dying.
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10-30-2005, 07:41 PM
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my teacher has a tuting problem in class when she walks. We all giggle. Its the best class ever
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04-03-2007, 09:01 PM
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I know going by my age and gender I should not find flatulence funny, but whatever...
I was at the computer lab/library earlier, and I saw this girl. She was cute and petite. Right after she used her ID to gain access into the lab, she dropped. As she bended over to pick it up, she let out a HUGE fart. I mean I'm shocked that the windows didn't shatter and pictures fall from the wall. It was awful, I couldn't imagine something like that coming out of such a small girl...there was no way that it could've came out of a VIRGIN ass!
Last edited by Dionysus; 04-03-2007 at 09:12 PM.
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04-03-2007, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Dionysus
I know going by my age and gender I should not find flatulence funny, but whatever...
I was at the computer lab/library earlier, and I saw this girl. She was cute and petite. Right after she used her ID to gain access into the lab, she dropped. As she bended over to pick it up, she let out a HUGE fart. I mean I'm shocked that the windows didn't shatter and pictures fall from the wall. It was awful, I couldn't imagine something like that coming out of such a small girl...there was no way that it could've came out of a VIRGIN ass! |
OMG......... I am dying over here!
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04-03-2007, 09:51 PM
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Here's my story.......
When my BF and I first started dating, he would hold in his farts and let them rip when I left the room. For some reason, his toots smell like trash to me, (although I didn't know it was fart that I was smelling at the time). Anyway, I'd come into the room and say "Eww..It smells like trash in here, you guys need to take your garbage out." This happened a lot of times and I had no idea what the real source of the stink was.
One day, the BF and I were hanging out with his roommate and I left to use the bathroom. Sure enough, he let it rip and then turned to his roommate and said "Phimuteach is going to come out and say it smells like trash in here." Sure enough, I did and they laughed like hell. I had no idea  .
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