Best Farting stories

[Dionysus]

I know going by my age and gender I should not find flatulence funny, but whatever...

I was at the computer lab/library earlier, and I saw this girl. She was cute and petite. Right after she used her ID to gain access into the lab, she dropped. As she bended over to pick it up, she let out a HUGE fart. I mean I'm shocked that the windows didn't shatter and pictures fall from the wall. It was awful, I couldn't imagine something like that coming out of such a small girl...there was no way that it could've came out of a VIRGIN ass!

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by Dionysus

I know going by my age and gender I should not find flatulence funny, but whatever...

I was at the computer lab/library earlier, and I saw this girl. She was cute and petite. Right after she used her ID to gain access into the lab, she dropped. As she bended over to pick it up, she let out a HUGE fart. I mean I'm shocked that the windows didn't shatter and pictures fall from the wall. It was awful, I couldn't imagine something like that coming out of such a small girl...there was no way that it could've came out of a VIRGIN ass!

OMG......... I am dying over here!

[Phimuteach]

Here's my story.......

When my BF and I first started dating, he would hold in his farts and let them rip when I left the room. For some reason, his toots smell like trash to me, (although I didn't know it was fart that I was smelling at the time). Anyway, I'd come into the room and say "Eww..It smells like trash in here, you guys need to take your garbage out." This happened a lot of times and I had no idea what the real source of the stink was.

One day, the BF and I were hanging out with his roommate and I left to use the bathroom. Sure enough, he let it rip and then turned to his roommate and said "Phimuteach is going to come out and say it smells like trash in here." Sure enough, I did and they laughed like hell. I had no idea .