Open Letter VI

[AKA2D '91]

LadyFootLocker:

KMA!

If you are going to "find" shoes for peeps, make sure your shipping is IN ORDER! It's been 11 days since I was in your store trying to purchase shoes AND I HAVE NOT RECEIVED THEM!

Don't tell me my purchase is at the post office when IT'S NOT! If my package is not here tomorrow, I'm going BACK to the mall to get my money back!

YTASAS!

[CrimsonTide4]

To Denzel: I really enjoyed the theatrical treat of Man on Fire. Yes I know, I have about 30 minutes left to watch. But I would be remiss if I did not pass on a tip to you. You are a very attractive, albeit older man, however there is still a very noticeable flaw. I have one word for you: Invisalign.

[1browngirl]

To my NEW job : I belive that you are out there somewhere! I have faith that I am going to find the one perfect job for me. But dang - why can't I find you NOW!

To my CURRENT job: I am not one to job hop, but it's been a little over a month and I HATE YOU! The co-workers aren't friendly , the schedule sucks , and I am just now realizing that working on the phone as a CSR in HR is not what I want to do. I'm going to make an effort to stay until the end of January (because I need new glasses and to go to the doctor with the insurance) but I WILL NOT stay at another job just because. I did that for 7 years, you will not get 7 years of my time.

[tnxbutterfly]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 1browngirl
[B]To my NEW job : I belive that you are out there somewhere! I have faith that I am going to find the one perfect job for me. But dang - why can't I find you NOW!


To 1browngirl: Can a sista get a AMEN?

[Dionysus]

TO THREE SPECIFIC BINCHES I GET TIRED OF SEEING ALL OF THE TIME: Why must people with no lives show up at EVERY and I mean EVERY social event this organization (not my chapter thank goodness) has? To make it worse, be so obnoxious and snotty that they run people away. Binch #1, maybe people would like you better if you get a damn tan! You are soooooooo white! I know if you try to get a tan you will turn beet red. But, isn't there like bottled tans that can make anyone bronze? Binch #2, maybe people would like you if you trim those damn bushy azz eyebrows! It looks like you turned two christmas trees on the side and glued it to your forehead. Binch #3, your azz is just UGGGLLLLAY and a embarrassment to XYZ sorority! You have HORSE teeth too, ewwww! Your azz is 30 years old trying to hang around 19-24 year olds. How lame is that?

TO MY FOLKS, GRANDPARENTS, GREAT AUNTS, AUNTS, COUSINS, and MY MOM'S BEST FRIEND: Thank ya'll soooooo much for giving me money as my graduation gifts. I'M A RICH BICH!

[UpPinkies]

Originally posted by Dionysus
Binch #2, maybe people would like you if you trim those damn bushy azz eyebrows! It looks like you turned two christmas trees on the side and glued it to your forehead.

After reading this, why did I have to decorate my Grandmother's christmas tree and just fell out laughing. My Gram's thought I had lost my mind!!

[nikki1920]

To Dionysus:
Thank you for giving me the laugh of the morning!!!

ps: lemme borrow $5!!

[exquizit]

To MR: Glad to get rid of yo azz before the new year!
To J: Did you really have have to buy everything in Toys R Us?
To T: You have such a great man by your side. You're my girl but I hate to see you cheating. IT's even worse that it's garbage that you're cheating with!
To the woman in the nail shop that looked like she'd been stomping bricks: It's YOUR fault you haven't kept your feet up! You can't rush the poor people while there's trying to work wonders on those things you call feet!

To Dot: Thanks for being the glue that seems to bring this family together.

[1savvydiva]

To all of the people that work for hospitals worldwide: I am so sick and tired of going through the SAME thing every winter. Everytime it LOOKS like it's going to snow, people start calling out left and right. I have news for you, a hospital is 24-HOURS!!!! They have been talking about this little bit of ice and snow here for 2-3 days now, the proper thing for you to do would have been to prepare. WHY would you wait until your normal time to leave home and then act surprised when there is ice on your windshield? They give you weather reports so you can PREPARE...which means get your lazy arse out of bed early and get moving! I'm so aggravated with you people today. I have never, ever called out due to this so-called inclement weather. South Carolinians just want to shut the #(*% down at the slightest sign of anything more than drizzle. ARRRRRGHHHHH, I'm ready to go home, but I can't because I have 8 rooms that aren't covered as of 6:56am. I SWEAR ya'll have 4 minutes (no...I'll be nice and give you until 7:15) to show up or I'm going off.

[CrimsonTide4]

To the dental hygienist who cleaned my teeth today: I guess we both pretended we did not hear your stomach ROAR with hunger today. Thanks for getting all that water on my face.

To the ghetto azz receptionist at work: Ay yo, I need you to stop dressing like school in the summertime. . . NO CLASS!!

To Ebony.com: I'm going to need you all to have more pertinent information on your website, i.e. the information about your annual short story contest and the address to send it to.

To my apartment complex: How lovely, new gate accoutrements, new speed limit sign, new speed limit, but CAN I GET YOU MOFOS to have a GATE that works. Do you know how unsafe it is to ENTER the EXIT GATE?!!?!?!? Oh and who you think drives TWELVE MILES AN HOUR?!?!!?!

To Bell South: We bout to get a divorce.

To Ideal08: You not right.

To Scarlet: Tomorrow will be our 5 year anniversary of rolling together. You've got 77,000 miles on you but you are looking good. Friday, Mama gonna get you washed!!

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
To Ideal08: You not right.

To Scarlet: Tomorrow will be our 5 year anniversary of rolling together. You've got 77,000 miles on you but you are looking good. Friday, Mama gonna get you washed!!

To CT4: I righted my wrong. Heffa. Make me SICK, LMAO!

I remember when you got Scarlet. It was cold and snowy, and you were MAD we had to get on the highway, but that's the only way I knew how to get to your house. I could get there on the street now. But no matter, right? LOL BUT, I'm LMAO at that last sentence. LMAO!!!

To Sparkle: Just think. If I hadn't totalled you, you'd be all paid off. Scarlet is still rollin' JUST FINE. I probably shouldn't've hated you so much. Ah, what's done is done.

To MJJ: I still love you, man. Always have, always will. No matter what anyone says. Ever. Will you visit me one day? Please? I'm going to pick up your Ultimate Collection (yes, the whole thing) on Friday. And I can't wait. Ooh, I can't wait. You've been on my mind all day. Say, Say, Say... *sigh* Is there anyway that you can make Paul give you the rights to that song? I mean, you have the rights to all the Beatles' songs and he's a Beatle, so is there any loophole or clause that says he has to give you that song, too? Look into it. Thanks.

To Wren: I know I said we were going to go shopping for your brakes and stuff this weekend, but something's come up. We'll go next year, 'kay? I knew you'd understand. And you should, cuz I'm broke because of you. But it's all worth it.

To JPW: I miss you like craaaaaazy, I miss you baaaaaaby. I wish you could come over my house. Today. Wearing what you told me you'd wear the other night. You wear that; I'm a happy girl. You're so dapper. I like your style. Yup, I wish you could come over.

That is all.

[CrimsonTide4]

To Ideal08: **charlie brown voices** WHAA WHAA WHHAAAA

To the team: Ol girl DID not get a hair cut; she simply removed all her weave!! Bout time too that isht had more tangles in it and e'erythang.

To BTB87: My conversation with you last week inspired me. When you get back from vacay, I have a surprise for you.

[treblk]

To GC: Wishing you all the Best for the New Year!!

To CK: Fool me once..shame on you..fool me twice..shame on me. I'on even know what to say to you or how to react to your non-actions. I don't want to call you a lair, but if the shoe fits...
I hadn't seen or heard from you in over a year. Ran into you and all of a sudden, I'm the best thing next to slice bread (and you know this main ) you just couldn't get enough. Wanted us to get to know each other, wanted to see where we could go, promised not to be distance, promised to do things the right way..a week latter..I aint heard from you and when I finally do, you say you'd call back in a few minutes. Hours latter, nothing. So now it's shame on me for even believeing you and saying how real you are. Shame on me for actually wanting to get to know you. I hold no hard feelings towards you and wish you the best..and a Happy New Year!!

[TonyB06]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
To the ghetto azz receptionist at work: Ay yo, I need you to stop dressing like school in the summertime. . . NO CLASS!!

Carla. please. stop. please.

better yet, if you still won't do the 5-minute audition tape for Comicview, grab a video camera and do a 10 minute stand-up for me....cause you is a funny chick.

end hijack*

[AKA2D '91]

To the 'Lil Girl' in the Beauty shop today:

You better watch what you say. You don't know who is who is who is who. Nor, do you know who knows who who knows who. Stop talking about isht you know nothing about. It's cool though, cause I made a contact call in the beauty shop. DISCRETION IS KEY! If you haven't learned....YA GONNA LEARN... NOW!

To my stylist:
Thanks for your appointment book. Yeah, I made my next 2 appointments, but I really needed it for my investigation!