Jail Dudes & Babes - Page 3

ladeia · #31 03-07-2003, 04:50 PM

Hey, I jsut thought of R. Kelly's profile:

Age: 35
Ethinity: Black
Sex: with GIRLS younger than 18

Desciption: I would like a girl (no women with good sense need to reply) who wants me to tell her that she reminds me of my Jeep. For her to know that age is just a number (not according to laws of Illinois and Florida) and ain't nothing wrong with a lil Bump and Grind (as long as your parents and the cops don't find out). She has to at least be able to count to 12 (so we can play). Also she can't be camera shy! I want that "Honey love" and when I say that I love you "I Don't mean it". I want to feel on yo booty with my ignition key. Hit me up with your address of your junior high or high school so I can write back.

I know that I am so wrong but...

LaDeia
"...create footsteps for others to follow..."
- an old proverb

Steeltrap · #32 03-07-2003, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladeia
Hey, I jsut thought of R. Kelly's profile:

Age: 35
Ethinity: Black
Sex: with GIRLS younger than 18

Desciption: I would like a girl (no women with good sense need to reply) who wants me to tell her that she reminds me of my Jeep. For her to know that age is just a number (not according to laws of Illinois and Florida) and ain't nothing wrong with a lil Bump and Grind (as long as your parents and the cops don't find out). She has to at least be able to count to 12 (so we can play). Also she can't be camera shy! I want that "Honey love" and when I say that I love you "I Don't mean it". I want to feel on yo booty with my ignition key. Hit me up with your address of your junior high or high school so I can write back.

I know that I am so wrong but...

LaDeia
"...create footsteps for others to follow..."
- an old proverb

CTFU. CTFU. CTFFFU.

Rain Man · #33 03-08-2003, 05:43 PM

....who either are in jail for crimes they didn't commit or white collar crimes? Would they still be ineligible for your love?

Some men are in jail b/c they have been framed and legal technicalities prevented their rulings being innocent.

Others are in jail b/c of embezzlement, "cooking the books", cyber-hacking, or insider trading. Would these individuals be marked for life like Hester Prynne as well?

I can see it now. A white collar convict on his first day in prison with hardened criminals. One inmate asks, "What you in for, punk?!"

White collar convict turns around slowly, with a Marlon Wayans-esque grimace on his face, and replies, "I said LOOK, [double-digit expletive]. Now I done hacked one computer website, and doggoneit, don't make me do it again, cause I will do it!

Just 4 laughs, yall

Peaches-n-Cream · #34 03-08-2003, 09:08 PM

I am spending my Saturday night searching for a jail dude of my very own.

I need a life.

Steeltrap · #35 03-11-2003, 03:47 PM

Florida has this little gick to compare people featured on the jail dude Web site:

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/inmateinfo/inmateinfomenu.asp

Eclipse · #36 03-11-2003, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Bamboozled
While I don't condone illegal activity of any form, I have to stand up for some of these brothas on this one. I don't know the exact statistics, but a SUBSTANTIAL amount of black men are in prison for selling drugs or other non-violent crimes. So, just because they got caught out there trying to make some quick money doesn't mean that they don't possess all of the above qualities. Now while I won't date an incarcerated man, I feel like Angie Stone ... to everyone of yall behind bars, you know that Bamboozled loves ya.

I hear ya Bamboozled, but in my book, selling drugs is a violent crime and black folks (or any folks) who do it get no pass from me. Drugs have cause much destruction in the Black community and I just could not be down with someone who thought that was alright. If you are selling drugs trying to get some "qick money" then you are stuck on stupid 'cause statistically most folks who do it go to jail. End of story. JMHO

Steeltrap · #37 03-11-2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eclipse
I hear ya Bamboozled, but in my book, selling drugs is a violent crime and black folks (or any folks) who do it get no pass from me. Drugs have cause much destruction in the Black community and I just could not be down with someone who thought that was alright. If you are selling drugs trying to get some "qick money" then you are stuck on stupid 'cause statistically most folks who do it go to jail. End of story. JMHO

I'm with you, Eclipse. I just can't fluff off such activities, particularly ones which, IMO, have contributed to the breakdown of our family structure by rendering many young men unsuitable for marriage and financial contribution (not necessarily sole-breadwinning) to a family unit.

CrimsonTide4 · #38 03-11-2003, 07:40 PM

I agree with both Eclipse and Steeltrap. I was actually quite shocked last week when Bamboozled said that. It just did not sound like her @ all. I would be more prone to date a white collar criminal who was framed than a drug dealer EVER. I have family members on drugs (as we all do), have folks in my family who sold drugs and was imprisoned, and the destruction of the family has been compounded by drug use and abuse. There are too many mothers crying over their kids' dying.

Drug dealing is a VERY BIG THING. Money is tight for a lot of people, but selling does not have to be the way out. Hayle, my money is TIGHT but I have not hooked up with anyone to sell drugs and further destroy the community, nor am I contemplating getting on stage shaking my AZZets. I just keep pressing and if it means working 2 jobs, so be it. My CONSCIENCE will be clear.

ambitious1 · #39 03-12-2003, 01:18 PM

Amen my sista Amen

9dstpm · #40 03-13-2003, 10:09 AM

Ya'll get an AMEN from me too. I am not down with folks who sell drugs. Yes, the economy sucks right now, but selling death and destruction to our children and our communities is not the way out. If you find yourself short on $$, get a second (or even third) job!!

FeeFee · #41 03-13-2003, 11:53 AM

To piggyback off what ST, CT4 and Eclipse have posted, the cost of drug rehabilitation (both financially and emotionally) isn't anything to sneeze at neither.

Bamboozled · #42 03-13-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eclipse
I hear ya Bamboozled, but in my book, selling drugs is a violent crime and black folks (or any folks) who do it get no pass from me. Drugs have cause much destruction in the Black community and I just could not be down with someone who thought that was alright. If you are selling drugs trying to get some "qick money" then you are stuck on stupid 'cause statistically most folks who do it go to jail. End of story. JMHO

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeltrap
I'm with you, Eclipse. I just can't fluff off such activities, particularly ones which, IMO, have contributed to the breakdown of our family structure by rendering many young men unsuitable for marriage and financial contribution (not necessarily sole-breadwinning) to a family unit.

Quote:

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
I agree with both Eclipse and Steeltrap. I was actually quite shocked last week when Bamboozled said that. It just did not sound like her @ all. I would be more prone to date a white collar criminal who was framed than a drug dealer EVER. I have family members on drugs (as we all do), have folks in my family who sold drugs and was imprisoned, and the destruction of the family has been compounded by drug use and abuse. There are too many mothers crying over their kids' dying.

Ok, so I see I need to clarify what I'm saying. Like I said in my original post, I don't condone illegal activity in any form and I WOULD NOT date an incarcerated man. My response was to gamma_girl52, who questioned how these men could describe themselves as calm, respectful, loving or friendly. I stand by the fact that while these men (assuming we're talking about drug dealers) are indeed criminals and deserve to be exactly where they are, I can't say that I don't understand the mindset that leads them to a life of crime. Come on now, we all know someone who sells, sold, or has the potential to sell drugs. Some of them are our family members or ex-boyfriends or just associates. I know brothas that sold drugs in college (as I'm sure you do) so they could pay tuition and hit their families off with a little something to take care of home. Does that make them monsters? In my opinion, no...... just stupid and misguided. And I'm not talking about some Nino Brown type brotha. I'm talking about the brotha that grew up around poverty and drugs all his life and in his warped mind, selling drugs is the only answer. Yes, I know that we all have choices in life and that if Bobby Joe down the block got out of the hood and went to college, why can't these brothas? Simply put, some of us have figured out how to play this game and some of us haven't. I guess when it comes to matters like this, I look at the bigger picture. To me, drug dealing is a symptom of much deeper socio-economic issues. It's much more important to discuss how to alleviate those issues, IMO.

And how many of y'all are rockin' to Jay-Z, 50 Cents, Tupac, Biggie, Snoop, Nas, et al., ..... all self proclaimed drug dealers? How many threads have we had about who wants to get with Jay and Nas and whoever else? What makes them so different? Because they didn't get caught? If these same jaildudes (LOL) had got a record deal and a little bling-bling before they got locked up, it would be all love, I'm sure

. So yes, Bamboozled has love for all of my brothas, even the stupid, misguided ones. I refuse to write them off as the rest of the world seems to do.

CrimsonTide4 · #43 04-03-2003, 09:39 PM

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

NOWorNEVER · #44 04-04-2003, 04:15 AM

Ya know, some of these guys are really cute. I kinda wanna write to a few because if I was lonely in jail, I'd probably want somebody to write to me.

I'm holding back cause I'm scared somebody will come looking for me after their release date.

CrimsonTide4 · #45 04-04-2003, 10:22 AM

I am on the Meet-An-Inmate site now. . .

WHY
We supply no additional information of the male and female inmates other than what is written and submitted by them. All inmates listed must be in prison or jail somewhere in the United States. Female addresses are $3.00 each, while the male inmate addresses are free.

EDIT. . .I went to see what made these men tug @ NoworNever's heart strings.

This one:

Fun-loving, out-going, open-minded, understanding, honest, affectionate, lonely Newport, Kentucky male seeks a woman who's not only beautiful inside and out, but also thoughtful, honest, loving, understanding, and open-minded. Prefers women between the ages of 18-49 that could possibly become a friend. Are you interested? If so, write me soon, I'm waiting (my parole date is 2010). Race is unimportant. Please send a photo of yourself sot that I know who's writing me (looks are unimportant)

State: Kentucky
Race: Mixed
Birth Date: 2-3-83
Age: 19
Release Date: 6-21-2033 (parole date is 2010)

-- 2033 I will be 58.
Height: 5'9"
Religion: None
Do you smoke: Yes
Sexual Preference: Female
Education: Going to school to graduate
Occupation before prison: School
Activities in prison: Lifting Weights, Playing Basketball, Drawing, Poetry, Pool, Spades, Dominoes