Jail Dudes & Babes

CrimsonTide4 · #1 03-05-2003, 09:48 PM

**still debating whether to put this in the AW HELL 2 DA NAW thread but for now, LOL. . . here it is.**

This is a website where SINGLE WOMEN can find a mate who is LOCKED UP, on LOCKDOWN, taking showers where he bet not drop da soap, etc.

http://www.jaildudes.com/home.db

Here is a sample profile:
Name Edwin
Marital Status Single
State NY
Children 1 Girl
Age 36
Education High School
Birthdate 9/15/1966
Occupation Law Clerk
Height 5' 8"
Smoker Not At All
Weight 180
Drinker Not At All
Ethnicity African American
ISO Gender Female
Hair Color Blonde
ISO Age 21 to 50
Eye Color Brown
ISO Ethnicity Any
Release Date 10/28/2004

More About Edwin
I am down to earth, fun, high-spirited, open minded, God conscious, mature and honest. I enjoy reading, writing, watching movies and weight training. If you will give me the opportunity to get to know you I promise that it will be well worth your time and effort.

Classic Jail Pose Pic

RedefinedDiva · #2 03-05-2003, 09:53 PM

Maybe I should try this. I can't seem to meet any men on the outside.... JUST KIDDING!

But just in case, do they have e-mail? Jail dudes make some funny a$$ penpals. They write the craziest stuff!

Honeykiss1974 · #3 03-05-2003, 09:58 PM

This is TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! CTFU.

Dude is pretty buff though.... *lol*

Oh yeah, and to those that have friends locked up...DON'T SEND HIM A PICTURE OF YOU WITH YOUR GIRLS!!!!

One of my friends from college did that and in the next letter she received her from boy, it included letters for each of her firends in the picture!!!

There were addressed like this:

To the sistah on the right in the blue shirt.... *lol*

CrimsonTide4 · #4 03-05-2003, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedefinedDiva
But just in case, do they have e-mail? Jail dudes make some funny a$$ penpals. They write the craziest stuff!

How do you know?

Quote:

HONEYKISS WROTE:
Oh yeah, and to those that have friends locked up...DON'T SEND HIM A PICTURE OF YOU WITH YOUR GIRLS!!!!

One of my friends from college did that and in the next letter she received her from boy, it included letters for each of her firends in the picture!!!

There were addressed like this:

To the sistah on the right in the blue shirt.... *lol*

ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

1savvydiva · #5 03-05-2003, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeykiss1974

Dude is pretty buff though.... *lol*

My body would be tight too if I had all day to work on it! LOL

ladygreek · #6 03-05-2003, 10:08 PM

So Edwin doesn't care what ethnicity the woman is as long as she has blonde hair! Hmmmmmmmmm.

RedefinedDiva · #7 03-05-2003, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
How do you know?

Ummmm.....

What had happened was that somebody had told me and let me read one of their letters and it was funny!

For real though, I have known people that spent time on lockdown. No one that I was romantically linked to because you all know that the Diva doesn't roll with that circle! They write all this foolishness about how they are going to get their lives right and love their ladies better and treat their mama right

, BUT GUESS WHAT?! One of my students has a boyfriend in a detention center and he wrote to her. For some reason, she thought it would be cool to let me read the letter. In two words, STRAIGHT COMEDY!

Ideal08 · #8 03-05-2003, 11:40 PM

But where is his blond hair???? Boo.

NOWorNEVER · #9 03-06-2003, 12:08 AM

LOL @ "the classic jail pose"

carolyne · #10 03-06-2003, 12:59 AM

I've actually had someone write me from jail and it wasn't funny at all. I don't have a clue how he even got my address. All of a sudden, I started getting letters from him telling me how much he missed me and he couldn't wait to celebrate our anniversary.

WTF?!?! He was my friend's boyfriend in the ninth grade. I never dated him or anything and all of a sudden in 1999 he started sending me letters. At first, it was kind of funny since most of it rhymed and it was corny. Then, he started talking crazy. He started saying stuff how he'd hurt any guy I had been with and that I was supposed to spend the rest of my life with him. He told me that the next letter would be the proposal letter. He even drew me a diamond ring.

The craziest thing about this saga is that now he is writing one of my best friends (not the one he dated in 1991). Once again, she doesn't know how he knows where she stays, either. I have to admit that his poems are still hilarious but it's a little unsettling that he is writing about how she's supposed to be with him and how he'll take care of anyone who tries to hurt her. We've actually talked about whether she should get a restraining order against him when he gets out. I told her that for now she should just not open his letters, mark them 'Return to Sender, Addressee Unknown", and contact the jail to let them know that she is receiving unwanted letters from him. He just seems to wierd to take any chances with.

1savvydiva · #11 03-06-2003, 02:31 AM

Quote:

[i]I told her that for now she should just not open his letters, mark them 'Return to Sender, Addressee Unknown", and contact the jail to let them know that she is receiving unwanted letters from him. He just seems to wierd to take any chances with. [/B]

This is EXACTLY what she should do, you never should take anything like this lightly because you never know...he could be serious!

librasoul22 · #12 03-06-2003, 03:15 AM

"They call me Lil Gin. I am a Taurus who is looking for a nice gentle and understanding person who is willing to correspond with me. I hope that my incarceration won't scare you off because I really am a good person. I am a little quiet at times. I would really love to hear from you."

Name: Jennifer
Marital Status: Single
State: TX
Children:None
Age: 23
Education: Junior High
Birthdate: 5/3/1979
Occupation: Food Service Cashier
Height: 5' 3"
Smoker: Occasionally
Weight: 210
Drinker: Occasionally
Ethnicity: African American
ISO Gender: Both

Hair Color: Black
ISO Age: 25 to 40
Eye Color: Brown
ISO Ethnicity: Any
Measure: 46DD-40-44
Release Date: 12/15/2009

CrimsonTide4 · #13 03-06-2003, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ideal08
But where is his blond hair???? Boo.

No silly, he WANTS a woman with BLONDE HAIR.
I am glad you saw this doesn't he look like a certain GRADE A BEEF young man from college?

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO @ the JAIL HOUSE WOMAN pic??!?!!? When did they get Tar-ZHAY Blankies and Vikkis undergarments?

Confucius · #14 03-06-2003, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by librasoul22
"They call me Lil Gin. I am a Taurus who is looking for a nice gentle and understanding person who is willing to correspond with me. I hope that my incarceration won't scare you off because I really am a good person. I am a little quiet at times. I would really love to hear from you."

Name: Jennifer
Marital Status: Single
State: TX
Children:None
Age: 23
Education: Junior High
Birthdate: 5/3/1979
Occupation: Food Service Cashier
Height: 5' 3"
Smoker: Occasionally
Weight: 210
Drinker: Occasionally
Ethnicity: African American
ISO Gender: Both
Hair Color: Black
ISO Age: 25 to 40
Eye Color: Brown
ISO Ethnicity: Any
Measure: 46DD-40-44
Release Date: 12/15/2009

LAWD!! HAVE MERCY!! I think that whatever crime was committed should be posted as well.

AKA2D '91 · #15 03-06-2003, 10:02 AM

OH my!

Maybe CT4 should change the title of the thread to Jail dudes and dudettes. LoL