The "____ guy"

[ShaedyKD]

Originally posted by ladybug1116


My freshman year there was a psycho lady who would preach and then run after people who were walking with members of the opposite sex and yell at them "Fornicators! You're gonna go to hell"

Oh my gosh! They must have gotten the schools backwards, and came to USF by mistake. There is a whole family, led by a woman who calls every single Greek "whores and fornicators." The man and woman were here last year, but this year they started bringing the kids...
This leads to another nickname we have : The Naked Guy, who decided to strip in front of these preaching folks after hearing that the lady's daughters had never seen a naked guy. He took it ALL off in front of a large crowd of people gathered around to hear the people yell at everyone. The poor sheltered kids got an eyefull!

[Miami1839]

ROFL......Nice Story. That sea hag thing is too funny. That reminds me of older women that I would wait on at this crab house/bar that I worked at in college.

Theres this one restaurant that my family frequents at for breakfast and theres this one waitress that totally is a lost cause. She messes up royally every time we come in. We call her "stupid girl".

Originally posted by amycat412


There was a girl, we'll call her Dirty too. She was an XYZ pledge. She slept with every single Beta pledge and was working her way through the actives before her Standards chair caught on and kicked her out.

She did transfer. She came from a family with an ungodly amt of money. Transferred to a school where half the buildings bore her last name.

Rushed again and pledged my best friend's house. I about died laughing when she asked me if I knew her...

She must have changed her ways, cause while they called her slutty there, it was for more "normal" slutty bhavior, not the above and byond the call of slutty she exhibited at my school.

[KSig RC]

we have: (i don't really want to explain them...)

-the polar bear (girl looks like the coca-cola bear)
-burn victim
-fuzzy badfeet
-lickmypuss
-the fat massey
-7 foot rayner
-fusco's twin
-pearl necklace
-legs-too-long
-chi phi groupie
-brother mcloed (girl that's always around - our treasurer always asks her for dues, it's always funny)

etc . . . we're huge on nicknames for people we don't know, some of our bros are freakin hillarious too so they get pretty good

[hocnsoc81]

What's the "burn victim" all about?

[Lil_G]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by amycat412
'SEA HAGS"
We got those here but they're called cougars.

[aephi alum]

We had "Jews for Jesus Lady". She was, of course, trying to attract followers, but she turned people off more than anything else. She used to hang around campus wearing a big sign depicting Hell and Heaven, and people walking across a bridge that was a crucifix, and thereby being "saved".

Now, this wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't disrupted Jewish High Holy Day services one year by walking in and starting to preach about Jesus the Messiah. (She was politely asked to leave.)

I don't want to offend anyone. I firmly believe that each person has to figure out for him- or herself what to believe in, and follow that path. But you just don't go into a religious service and disrupt it by preaching something totally contradictory to that religion. UGH.

[KSig RC]

oh crap - forgot the best:

the monobox.

classic.

[KSigkid]

Rob,
Can't believe you forgot Sketchy Sketcherson and Pukey Pukerson, as well as "I can lick my own ass" girl (she was over the house and bragging about how she could lick her own ass)and Mrs. Ed, the orthodontist's dream (a girl with big big teeth who tried to start a fight with a couple of our friends in a bar). and Ms. Kathy (she reminds me exactly of my mom, whose name is Kathy, hence the name - kinda the ultimate cockblock)

Collin

[BLUTANG]

OMG... these were so funny i had to add someo of mine.

We had several Brian's at my school, who all knew each other and hung out with us. So, to distinguish them, we named them:

Big brian (he was a very large guy)
Little brian (he was a regular size guy, but next to Big B, he looked small)
Dirty Brian (he was a total weedhead and he lived in a house right across from the caf where you could clearly see beer cans in the yard, trash in the driveway, etc.)
Nasty brian (he tried to sleep with ANY and EVERYthing that was female. And he was *musty*).

also
Foxy Lizard (a dancer who THOUGHT she was all that and the prettiest thing on the team - when she smiled she looked like an asp or a snake b4 they try to bite you

and
DJ Nasty Squirrel (we had this guy who had a lot of stereo equipment in his room. He begins to DJ small parties on campus and things at different houses. He has no "official" DJ name, so we just started calling him that.)

and last but not least
Superfan (i'm sure every school has one. this is the guy who sits right beside the pep band, knows the words to ALL the cheers, and can damn near heckle the other team to death by himself).

[GreekLetterGirl]

At my school we have

Frat Matress - enough said on that one

freshman hoe train - the freshman girls who parade up the hill to the frats you can't miss them between all the glitter and sparkles they are enough to blind you
the 3rd floor gain- all of us who where old just hung on the 3rd floor and refused to give the FHT beer

ms jackson- the guard at the door who looks like ms jackson

scary larry a guy who hit on any girl


that is it for now...

[deltaphi94]

We had a few when I was still in school...

Sock Man I knew him because he was in my freshman studies class. My friends who didn't know him called him sock man because he always walked around campus in berks and socks -- with headphones, of course.

Toe Man All of the dorms had a big screen tv in the lobby, but only one had a remote. Everyone in my dorm knew this guy. He camped out on the couch (balnket, pillow, alarm clock...) that was closest to the tv and used his BARE FEET to change the channels. EEWWW!! He also thought he was God's gift to women.

Walker the Stalker Wore army fatigues and combat boots at all times. He was a frightening individual. A lot of girls I knew noticed him following them all over campus, and he gained the nickname in no time. This was campus-wide. A couple months later, someone said he was going to be on a talk show, so the lobby of at least one dorm reserved the hour to watch and see if it was true. Sure enough, there he was. Telling everyone who he was and that he attended our university. Topic for the day? He had dated some girl who had restraining orders against him and eventually moved to a western state because this guy had been stalking her!

Cleopatra I can't remember what her natural color was, but she dyed her hair raven black some time in her first year, and no one knew her real name, so she was Cleo from that point on.

Snaggle Tooth

[Optimist Prime]

We are kind of annoymous so here goes

Flounder-Thats me. Don't ask why.

Mush Mush-girl that talks funny because of a big tounge. Also kindof slutish. Well she was, but she calmed down.

Dominio's Retard Girl- this girl comes running out of the dorm and almost tackles the delivery guy. Then one time she was drunk, lifted her skirt to show her panites and started yelling "mother nut sack" to anyone who walked by.

Tree trunks. A girl whose legs look like tree trunks.

This doesn't realy count, but there is a house here called the dump. Cuz its nasty.

[lovelyivy84]

We had:

The right reverend crack ho This is the girl who liked to come onto the Yard and argue with EVERYBODY about how we were all going to Hell. Standing there with her bible just arguing to herself. One day a student got sick of her, and just BROKE HER DOWN. Got out their bible and went verse for verse. She actually cried. It would have been sad if she wasn't such a judgemental biatch. (this was after our school was sued by five orthodox students who claimed that our dorms were a den of sin and that they couldn't live there- I still LMAO when I hear that. Our school was so boring and unless you knew THAT crowd there was no such den of sin. People were coming from all over the country trying to save us )

The Shockas This was the crew of lovable yet SUPREMELY immature guys who hung together as freshmen...and then as sophomores.....and then as juniors...hey wait they never got over their clique actucally. Their charming name came from the REALLY REALLY GROSS sexual practice that one of them swore by and which had an accompanying hand sign. Yuck.

The Links These were the ridiculous pretentious dudes who dropped line and tried to come up with their own chit. They tried to stroll at a party once (note: not one of OUR parties either) and the Alphas present had a real dilemma: bitch-slap them, or fall on the floor laughing?

The flower lady This woman has been on campus begging for money for these scraggly little flowers for YEARS. It used to kill me because sometimes her braids were tighter than mine- and yet she is asking ME for money?! One of my ls's knew this woman's family and told me the story- this woman was not homeless and owned her own house! I can't figure out whether she was crazy or really really smart.

Ugmo- part one and part two Part one is this girl who is UGLLLLLYYYYYY and has the WORST attitude. She sucked so hard- was just a nasty mean biatch and had no redeeming qualities whatsoever! Part two was this OTHER girl who was just hit and pathetic. Passive aggressive trying to buy friendship and talking about you behind your back girl. Hooked up with a random guy at her formal who next day told everyone how he woke up with CUTS in his MOUTH from her BRACES- I don't need to tell you guys about the amount of speculation of other things she should not do.

[MUPhiMuKHap]

Hehehe these are great....

Well some of the ones my close friends and I have are:

-Back Hair boy: this boy is gorgeous, wonderful, just splendid. but he has back hair like crazy that just ruined it for us.....
-MP: a certain boy from one of my best friend and my class, he was sooooooo wonderful, we just loved spying on him from our seats in class. I spoke to him once at a party his fraternity had and he touched my hand, but that's about the only contact we've ever had with him. We still call our selves Mrs. MP occasionally though....
-Mr Blonde Pubic hair: I don't even know why we call him this as opposed to his real name! We also sometimes call him by his AIM screenname just to be stupid lol

As for like specific names we don't really have any, I just have a hard time remembering peoples names, so we mostly call people things like "High School Boy" (a boy from a nearby HS who stalked me!), or Sig Tau Brendon to differentiate him from FIJI Brendon, or there was also the Hunchback of Dirty Dobbs....he was weird looking, Dobbs was our dining hall, and he was always there, just kind of freaky! But yea mainly all of our guys went by Phi Kap so and so or ATO boy, math class boy, etc. Also when I dated a guy from KU, I never called him David, I always called him KU Boy....

Why we don't call people by their real name's, I'll never know! But it's nice to have friends who understand what you're talking about when you just mention someone's Greek affiliation and their first name, it confuses most people hehehe

[douthit]

Sort of similar to the earlier post about slutty freshman, there were a group of girls on a dorm floor that rolled together to parties and also called themselves "the ho train." I thought that it was sad that they would refer to themselves like that. But then again, it shouldn't have been surprising considering one of the girls had a bet as to how many fraternity guys she could sleep with. Thank goodness she never really hung around our house.