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Originally Posted by MaggieXi

Goats are always superior to a badger for a ritual sacrifice (duh!). I'm sure the sorority will make an exception for you since you are a quadruple XYZ, But, if it HAS to be a badger, make sure its a honey badger!

I've went through recruitment 7 times and keep getting dropped from the 2 top groups that I know that I am perfect for. I'm also 45 years old, married, have 10 kids, and one on the way. If I rush again, what are my chances of getting a bid?

I can't for the life of me see how your marital status or kids have any thing to do with you not getting a bid. What did you wear? I mean really...if you were wearing Lily and Tory (she was a Kappa you know....so of course if one of these top groups is Kappa....the shoes are simply mandatory) then maybe you need to evaluate how your put yourself together...I hate to be personal...but you did wear spanx right?

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Originally Posted by BAckbOwlsgIrl

Don't forget to use a condom!!!

Or just make sure he pulls out.

Originally Posted by MaggieXi

Goats are always superior to a badger for a ritual sacrifice (duh!). I'm sure the sorority will make an exception for you since you are a quadruple XYZ, But, if it HAS to be a badger, make sure its a honey badger!

I've went through recruitment 7 times and keep getting dropped from the 2 top groups that I know that I am perfect for. I'm also 45 years old, married, have 10 kids, and one on the way. If I rush again, what are my chances of getting a bid?

I think a llama trumps the rest of animals.