BOGUS Advice Thread. Here we give bogus advice to bogus stories.
 

With all of the advice being requested, I think that we, well, just me, need to make up a story and get advice.
Come on GCers, you know you are good advice givers!

WARNING, IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED, THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR YOU!!!
DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY NOR GET OFFENDED!

So, I need advice on if I should rush, I mean go through recruitment because I love wearing and making clothing out of Brussels sprouts. Sometimes, I like to make and wear whole dresses out of Brussels sprout and wear them around the house or to the grocery store.

Should I tell the girls this during Recruitment?
Could I wear a Brussels sprout dress to Recruitment?
Will they think that I am odd?
What will I ever do when I move into the house at my big SEC school?

ADVICE NEEDED...Your pathetic socially awkward PNM.

Sorority girls don't go to grocery stores. BUSTED.

I accidentally bumped the uglies with my big's boytoy. He slipped and fell and it just happened (repeatedly)...honestly! Do I tell her?

Yes. Tell her. Sharing is caring. Please refer to your ritual to determine how many more times this can happen without penalty.


I was initiated into an NPHC fraternity nine years ago. I would now like to join another one. Can I do this?

Sure! I'd say join as many as you can. The more you can put on your resume, the better!

I'm getting married tomorrow, but today, my fiance told me a secret.. He brushes his teeth in the shower! Should I call it off?!?!

Thank you foor you great responsed.

I am look forward to speaking with you about this topic :eek::rolleyes:

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Nah, you're okay as long as he doesn't pee in the shower. As it is, be glad that he practices good dental hygiene!


I want to join a sorority but I'm nervous about the naked pillow fights I'll be expected to join in. I don't have a very bodacious figure and I wouldn't want the sisters to make fun of me.
Signed,
Itty Bitty Titty Girl

So, I found this SUPER CUTE Phi Mu necklace. Should I wear it during rush?

I just really want to impress all the sisters, it's the ONLY house I will even consider accepting a bid from. OMGZZZ.

I think that you should contact Lilly and ask them to make a Brussels Sprout print.

FTW!

Be sure to display the necklace prominently throughout all of the rush events. Never fail to mention that you are a triple Phi Mu legacy. Announce to everyone who will listen that you've been told by the Phi Mu chapter president's mother that you are guaranteed a bid.

Consider accessorizing with bacon. It goes really well with Brussels sprouts.

I went through recruitment. BUT I was cut from my top two chapters and didn't like the other 14 so I dropped out. Should I talk to the girls about why they hate me? Maybe they can tell me why everyone hated me. Maybe they can give me a bid right then?

Yes.. But ONLY IF you wear pink sequined hose.