Getting a couple of things straight.... - Page 3

AZTheta · #31 08-20-2010, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by knight_shadow

But whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy is this bear reppin thug life?

*exits stage left*

'scuse me, that is a squirrel in a bear costume. Please do not piss off the squirrel.

MasTNX · #32 08-20-2010, 12:47 PM

I applaud the OP on realizing the error of her ways.

I do want to caution you on assuming you can join a Greek-lettered org now and then another one later. Even if the rules allow it because of the nature of the organization (I'm assuming you've already done this research), you still have to answer questions from women who may question your commitment.

It almost sounds like you want to use this non-collegiate org as a Starter-Sorority. Is that a fair assessment?

IrishLake · #33 08-20-2010, 12:50 PM

This flounce only gets a 4 out of a possible 10.

knight_shadow · #34 08-20-2010, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AzTheta

'scuse me, that is a squirrel in a bear costume. Please do not piss off the squirrel.

I ain't scurred of no squirrel.

Yea, I said it.

VandalSquirrel · #35 08-20-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Psi U MC Vito

Want me to visit her before getting the hell out of NJ?

Nah, unless you're dropping off dysentery. Wait, don't go near dysentery, you're taking the Oregon Trail and you don't want your oxen to die while fording the river.

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Originally Posted by DrPhil

"She don't wanna be saved."

Yes, indeed.

I look forward to that PM.

Welcome back, VandalSquirrel! Scaring bears and threatening the OP.

I swear I only have altercations with wildlife when I have to pee. Granted it is because some loud ass animal makes noise and wakes me up, and then when I pop out of my tent it is all Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom out there. Maybe I should get a "go girl" and empty bottles of Gatorade to keep in my tent to prevent nature/nature calls encounters in the future.

I was so

and

when I said there were Bears, NO ONE thought of large hairy men in leather. I knew Otters and Twinks would fly over heads as well.

DaemonSeid · #36 08-20-2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by IrishLake

This flounce only gets a 4 out of a possible 10.

So, this does count as a flounce?

VandalSquirrel · #37 08-20-2010, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by IrishLake

This flounce only gets a 4 out of a possible 10.

She's like fluorite when she's trying to be a diamond. I personally would have gone with talc, but you're more experienced than I am in this area.

Maybe an R horizon when one really wants to be an A?

(I'm so glad I know you know what I'm saying, and the OP is definitely poorly sorted, and probably prone to mass wasting.)

DrPhil · #38 08-20-2010, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

I swear I only have altercations with wildlife when I have to pee. Granted it is because some loud ass animal makes noise and wakes me up, and then when I pop out of my tent it is all Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom out there. Maybe I should get a "go girl" and empty bottles of Gatorade to keep in my tent to prevent nature/nature calls encounters in the future.

I was so

and

when I said there were Bears, NO ONE thought of large hairy men in leather. I knew Otters and Twinks would fly over heads as well.

I would be a tent pisser. It's bad enough to have wild kingdom around my tent, I wouldn't want to mingle with the animals to go pee.

On second thought, I wouldn't be out there in the first place. LOL. You're a good one.

VandalSquirrel · #39 08-20-2010, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DrPhil

I would be a tent pisser. It's bad enough to have wild kingdom around my tent, I wouldn't want to mingle with the animals to go pee.

On second thought, I wouldn't be out there in the first place. LOL. You're a good one.

Well some people think that if they pee around their tent they will keep animals away, but I think it could also intrigue animals, so I go in the woods or in the outhouse. Speaking of the outhouse, we screened all the dirt, made the walls straight with a plumb bob, and did a soil profile of the walls. I don't think I've ever peed on anything that scientific before.

Oh and I was burning with rage that no one got my Anchorman jokes about periods and bears.

Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

I said that to someone as a joke and she freaked out that bears would come after her. When I shared with the others, they had never seen Anchorman either. It kind of made me sad to not have that pop culture reference appreciated.

knight_shadow · #40 08-20-2010, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

Oh and I was burning with rage that no one got my Anchorman jokes about periods and bears.

Studies show that 60% of the time, Anchorman jokes work every time.

DrPhil · #41 08-20-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

Oh and I was burning with rage that no one got my Anchorman jokes about periods and bears.

Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

I said that to someone as a joke and she freaked out that bears would come after her. When I shared with the others, they had never seen Anchorman either. It kind of made me sad to not have that pop culture reference appreciated.

LOL. As much as I love Achorman, I'm more likely to catch a The Office joke than an Anchorman joke.