Open Letter VI - Page 20

tnxbutterfly · #1 08-14-2005, 03:01 AM

To B: You seriously rock my world. You are doing great things. If it wasn't for the fact that you're 22, I'd want to have your babies

You have a great future ahead of you and I wish you all the luck in the world.

To my co-teacher- Well, PaintGate 2005 is over. I'm sorry for everything. The whole thing could have been handled better. I do want us to get along because we do have to work together. You are still stressing about little things and it's still stressing me out. Please relax. If you don't, you'll be committed by Christmas

The Truth · #2 08-16-2005, 01:04 PM

To the person in the office with that BBQ: You were dead wrong for bringing that in here. So now all I can do is think about biting into a juicy link or some succulent brisket. Ohhhhhh why have you done me like this?? I'm so hungry and I don't know about any good BBQ spots. *sigh* Ohhhhhh I'm never going to live another day.

lostnfound117 · #3 08-16-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth
To the person in the office with that BBQ: You were dead wrong for bringing that in here. So now all I can do is think about biting into a juicy link or some succulent brisket. Ohhhhhh why have you done me like this?? I'm so hungry and I don't know about any good BBQ spots. *sigh* Ohhhhhh I'm never going to live another day.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
OMG, YOU GOT ME ROLLING!

The Truth · #4 08-16-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by lostnfound117
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
OMG, YOU GOT ME ROLLING!

Dear lostnfound117: You were not right for laughing at me. I was so serious about that letter. And do you want to know what I ended up eating? 2 bags of pretzels that cost me $1 and really should have cost me a quarter a piece. So I'm over here chewing gum to keep from passing out. And you over there justa laughing. Soror that was not nice at all.

lostnfound117 · #5 08-16-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth
Dear lostnfound117: You were not right for laughing at me. I was so serious about that letter. And do you want to know what I ended up eating? 2 bags of pretzels that cost me $1 and really should have cost me a quarter a piece. So I'm over here chewing gum to keep from passing out. And you over there justa laughing. Soror that was not nice at all.

Dear Soror Truth:
I am sooo sorry for laughing at you, but your heartfelt need for the swine had me in stitches. Soror, if I could, I'd go home right now, light up dat grill, put some slabs of swine on there, then overnite you some!! I could also send sauce, baked beans, lite bread and napkins!!

btb87 · #6 08-16-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by lostnfound117
Dear Soror Truth:
I am sooo sorry for laughing at you, but your heartfelt need for the swine had me in stitches. Soror, if I could, I'd go home right now, light up dat grill, put some slabs of swine on there, then overnite you some!! I could also send sauce, baked beans, lite bread and napkins!!

Dear Sistergreek LnF: Since we usually cook enough food to feed an army and also for leftovers so as not to cook for the rest of the week, my mailing address is 1608. . .

lostnfound117 · #7 08-16-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by btb87
Dear Sistergreek LnF: Since we usually cook enough food to feed an army and also for leftovers so as not to cook for the rest of the week, my mailing address is 1608. . .

Dear btb: I'm headed to the stowe to get some 'luminum foil so I can wrap you up and plate and send it!

The Truth · #8 08-17-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by lostnfound117
Dear Soror Truth:
I am sooo sorry for laughing at you, but your heartfelt need for the swine had me in stitches. Soror, if I could, I'd go home right now, light up dat grill, put some slabs of swine on there, then overnite you some!! I could also send sauce, baked beans, lite bread and napkins!!

Awwww Soror Lostnfound117:
Thanks so much. I hope you don't mind but since yesterday's letter I would also like some ribs. Of course, this is in addition to the brisket and links. Ohhhhhhhhh I smell it already. That doggone hickory smoke.

soulfulremix · #9 08-18-2005, 11:58 AM

To my roommate: The last time I had the "clean your isht, you nasty heffa" conversation with you, you got visibly upset. I didn't give a .... then, but Im taking no prisoners tonight. This house will be clean. If there is one thing that I cannot stand, it is a NASTY AZZ WOMAN. Now I'm nobody's neat freak but this SH-T is ridiculous. Those dishes and that stank trash have been lying around for about a week. You knew it was your mess to clean when you put it there, so get it up! I tried to do the nice thing and speak to you like a WOMAN. However, it seems like you live like an ANIMAL. So, I guess I'll have to go crazy for you to understand me. Pick up that week old trash and take it to the dumpster! Wash those dishes and put them away!!! And about your gnat friends that have come to visit, THEY DISGUST ME! You need to find a way to get rid of your flying friends, but I'll make sure to complain to maintenance... and let them know that the bugs are here due to your NASTY BEHIND. I hate bugs. I hate people who eat my food without asking (your rude azz friend who WILL be buying me another box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch)! I didn't like you when I first moved in, but I damn sure don't like you now!!!

To my mother: Mommy, when I told you about my nasty roommate, you said "gnats only come around because people are being nasty". Truer words have never been spoken. I am fed up with the roommate BS, but I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!

lostnfound117 · #10 08-18-2005, 03:21 PM

Dear Soulfulremix: I'm so sorry yo roomate is nasty. I'm more apologetic that you have gnats! One time my lil brother left some doggone patatoes out and there were gnats. I know your pain!!

jitterbug13 · #11 08-23-2005, 02:05 AM

Dear Alphas of the Charlotte area,

I just want to let you all know that I had a wonderful time at the Hawaiian-themed party Saturday night. That was the most fun I had in a long time (even thought my sorors and I lost the hula hoop contest). I may also attend your New Year's Party (which would cancel my ususal New Year plans, which involves watching Dick Clark). The whole set up was very nice and you all were perfect gentlemen (as always). I will be back next year and you all are invited to come to Charleston or Columbia to party with the sorors and me.

Fire and Ice Love,
JB13 (A Very Happy Delta)

The Truth · #12 08-23-2005, 06:57 PM

Dear " Vinny": You have really become the epitome of NS. Who would have thought them jokes would turn into some reality. I wonder how long this thrill will last. Probably until it comes out. HA!! Oh well!!! I'm not sure if we both realize what we have got ourselves into. You, me, all of them, and him sounds like a whole bunch of mess to me. Don't know why you said that mess to me that night, in the first place. You just couldn't keep nothing to yourself. Let that alcohol loosen them lips. All those times you stepped in, it made sense all of a sudden. I guess it is hard to suppress feelings sometimes. I'm gone do like you said and just enjoy the ride. And oh yea you were right though I hadn't noticed it that one time.

Wonderful1908 · #13 08-23-2005, 07:18 PM

Dear __________ Independent School District,

Hello!!! I am a teacher not a babysitter, my job is to educate, challenge and try somehow to make some social progress in these ninth graders life. Let me see... I am all for growth and high standards because these little ninth grade babies need a dose of the real world. However making me plan 5 days a week on my conference to make things better and giving me no time to actually do it sucks!! My department does not need to watch eachother model lessons, and pretend we are students. Last time I checked social studies scores on the TAKS were in the high 90's. I am sorry that there is a math issue and a science issue but leave me the hayle alone.

PS

Pass this on the George W and his funky "No Child Left Behind"

MeezDiscreet · #14 08-23-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Wonderful1908
Dear __________ Independent School District,

Hello!!! I am a teacher not a babysitter, my job is to educate, challenge and try somehow to make some social progress in these ninth graders life. Let me see... I am all for growth and high standards because these little ninth grade babies need a dose of the real world. However making me plan 5 days a week on my conference to make things better and giving me no time to actually do it sucks!! My department does not need to watch eachother model lessons, and pretend we are students. Last time I checked social studies scores on the TAKS were in the high 90's. I am sorry that there is a math issue and a science issue but leave me the hayle alone.

PS

Pass this on the George W and his funky "No Child Left Behind"

To Wonderful1908: THANK YOU!! i am sooooo >here< with you!! i get NO time to deal with the mountainous stack of papers on my desk and it is only the SECOND week of school!! why, you ask? because if i'm not in a dept. meeting, i'm in a cluster meeting. if i'm not in a cluster meeting, i'm in a grade-level meeting. i spent too much of my time planning EVERY lesson, EVERY quiz and EVERY test that i'm going to be giving for the ENTIRE semester because it's due tomorrow!! so do i have to continue to turn in a weekly lesson plan? i'm sure i will so WHEN will i have time to do it!!!!????

and WTF is wrong with you people?? it makes abso-freakin'-lutely NO sense that you want me and the other 7th grade history teacher to do EXACTLY the SAME thing, on the SAME day in the SAME way!!! WHY ARE YOU STIFLING MY PERSONALITY!???

i didn't want to do the business world anymore because i hated micro-management and the unneccessary chain of accountability and because i desired the sense of autonomy in the classroom. but, thanks to my freakin' administration, that's all out the window.

and THIS is why today, i hate people!

tnxbutterfly · #15 08-24-2005, 09:36 PM

To my co-teacher: You're startiing to piss me the hayle off. It's only the 2nd week of school and you've already gotten on my last nerve (plus a few that I didn't even know I had) . It's was cool that our director came in and helped us today. 11 screaming toddlers is a bit much. But I'll be DARN if you have her coming in all the time. To me it's counter-productive and it's just not how I roll. I know you REALLY REALLY want to work with preschoolers,but darling you are going to have to suck it up and deal with 11 toddlers that we have.