lame pick up lines

[Billy Optimist]

Originally posted by ahhkbah:
Junior year in high school, at the Baskin Robbins:

Me-Hey
her-hey
Me-You got a man?
her-yeah
Me-So I got a back ache, I mean we all got problems
her-that'll be $3.89

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA

[CarmelTreat]

Okay, here's a really really bad one:

I was in a drug store buying a chocolate milk when a man, about 50 years old came up to me and said, "milk does a body good, I could do your body good so why don't you give me your number". Now mind you I was only 17 at the time, I swear there are pedophiles lurking around every corner.

CT
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[toocute]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:

I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your BED ROCK!!!

THAT was good!!!! lol.

[CutiePie2000]

This one is horrid:
Guy: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Girl: "I don't know"
Guy: "Enough to break the ice...Hi, I'm _____ ".

Isn't that the WORST????

[Sexy Mocha]

Here are a few:

"Is your name Gillette? ...Because you're the best a man can get."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the Bomb!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!"

"I want to pour milk all over you and make you a part of my Complet Breakfast"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See!"

"When does your Centerfold come out?"

"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"

And of course, the truly tasteless ones:

"The word of the day is legs...let's go to your house and spreadthe word"

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas...can I visit you between the holidays?"

"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them"

[MaMaBuddha]

Originally posted by PrettyPetite:
This one was used on me LAST NIGHT:

Here's the scenario--I was at my grandmother's condo, and I was walking out the door, and these two guys walk by and one says, "Good evening"...and me being the nice person I am, replied back. The guy continues to try to make small talk, and then cuts to the chase, and asks me if I have a man, and I was like, "Yeah..." This dude then whips out his business card and says to me that I need to have a spare. I then proceed to have this blank look on my face, and get this, this man said to me, "Well, you got a spare tire for your car in case your tire goes flat, right? Well then in case your man doesn't act right, I can be your spare man!" that was a new one for me.

PrettyPetite

that is a definitely good one...i must pass that one to a few of my men friends...

*LMDSTAO*


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Imaginer un métro rempli avec les anges tombés...

[toocute]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
"When does your Centerfold come out?"

Reminds me of the time a guy asked me if I was the "Jet Beauty of the week" from last week



[This message has been edited by toocute (edited March 09, 2001).]

[toocute]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the Bomb!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!"

"I want to pour milk all over you and make you a part of my Complet Breakfast"

After reading this again...these are kinda cute. LOL.



[This message has been edited by toocute (edited March 09, 2001).]

[gphi2k]

Originally posted by CutiePie2000:
This one is horrid:
Guy: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Girl: "I don't know"
Guy: "Enough to break the ice...Hi, I'm _____ ".

Isn't that the WORST????

LOL. That is TOOOOOOOOO funny. Where do people come up with these things?

[sammie17]

LOL these are just too funny

PrettyPoodle, my gosh, that has to be the pickup line i have ever heard of!!!

The ones that were used on me:

"Is your father a pirate? I swear he is, that's why your eyes are such a pretty starry black."

yes, this is an infamous one: "Do you have 35 cents? Cuz my mother told me to callhome when I fall in love."

The guy (skeevy-looking): What time is it?
Me: I dont know, it's time for you to get a watch.
The guy: Well you better know the time.
Me: EXCUSE me????
The guy: Cuz it's time for me and you to get it on, baby.
Me: To be honest, I really prefer humans. Why did your zookeeper let you out anyway? (HEE HEE!!)
The guy: Well, you know that you prefer animals anway. I'm an animal in bed.

AHHHHHHH!! Save me, LOL!

Guys, please, save yourself the embarassment and do NOT do NOT, i repeat, use lines like those. You will only get eye-rolls and disgusted looks from girls who will tell their girlfriends how slimy you are. Seriously, a nice "hi" works for me if i'm attracted to you! Pick-up lines are soo annoying...it's like, c'mon is that the only way you can get our attention? Definitely not. In my opinion, that is the worst way to get our attention.

I would rather a guy clumsily, gently bump into me (of course not with a drink in your hands LOL!!) and say "oh i'm sorry!" share a few laughs, then introduce yourself! It's really not that hard to get our attention with respect

[Miami1839]

Yeah, I've never used lines myself in the past. I know its all for fun. I guess I'm no fun in that regard, but it just doesnt seem me. Of course I'm not much of a talker when I'm at the bars anyway. If I go to a bar I rarely if ever dance either. Most of the time I'm seen at the table or at the bar.

Kevin

[gphi2k]

Okay, now this is gonna require a certain amount of honesty, but we're all friends here aren't we?

For those of you GreekChatters who are attached, or even for those of you who used to be, were any of you 'picked-up' by someone who started off by using a 'line'? And, if so, what was it?

I know they have to work on some people, otherwise they would have disappeared from all social interaction a loooooooong time ago .

Leslie

[AXO Alum]

Originally posted by gphi2k:
For those of you GreekChatters who are attached, or even for those of you who used to be, were any of you 'picked-up' by someone who started off by using a 'line'? And, if so, what was it?

It wasn't a line per se, but rather the whole "bet" scenario. I had met "Jack" a couple weeks into the sememster, but it was just a passing thing when my friend had introduced us out on campus (ie, not like a set-up type of intro thing). Anyway - I'm leaving this frat party, and I hear my name SCREAMED across the lawn -- I turned around and Jack throws his arms around me and swings me around. I was dying laughing and he ended up walking me to my car which was WAY far away (and of course it was like 2am).

I thought he was being so sweet -- after we became serious his pals told me that when they saw me they were talking S$i% and Jack said he knew me and they bet that he didn't...and that the whole walking me to my car thing was supposed to be the get-it-on quickie (kind of like the women's bathroom scene in Top Gun).

Anyway...just my randomness for the day! I still can't believe I fell for it and was too stupid to understand the giggles and laughs that were thrown my way when I showed up at his room the next day (ie, seconds anyone )....but we're now married



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[Ideal08]

Originally posted by ahhkbah:
Junior year in high school, at the Baskin Robbins:

Me-Hey
her-hey
Me-You got a man?
her-yeah
Me-So I got a back ache, I mean we all got problems
her-that'll be $3.89

LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!!

[JulieBaby]

-Guy falls flat on his face! Stands up and says to my friend "I've fallen for you!"
-"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
-"If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put I next to U."
-Him: "Did it hurt?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "When you fell from heaven."
-"Can I stand next to you? I farted over there.