lame pick up lines

gphi2k · #1 03-06-2001, 04:55 PM

Hi,
I'm curious to know the funniest pick-up lines you've ever heard. It's amazing what some people are willing to say to members of the opposite sex.

I'll start. I was up at my best friend's cottage and we were at the local bar just dancing and enjoying ourselves. She walked away from me for a second and this guy came up to me and said, 'excuse me, are you from Tennessee?' i of course said no, cause i'm not, and he replied 'cause it's a ten i see!'.

LOL. i couldn't help but laugh. I tried so hard not to but common! what was i gonna do? swoon and fall for the guy. it was pretty funny.

Anyone have any other priceless pick-up lines to share

?

Leslie

AXO Alum · #2 03-06-2001, 05:52 PM

My husband has a new one that just made me roll when he dropped it on me. We have EXTREMELY busy lives which involves a lot of travel and not much "together" time. Well we were visiting my parents this weekend (you know - on your P's and Q's). Well we went downstairs to unpack, and he practically yells to me:

"Hey - why don't you give me some, 'cause I know you got it with you!"

I could have died! I am sure my parents probably heard him (I can only imagine that conversation) and just laughed so hard about it.

Anyway, I thought it was WAY too funny!

33girl · #3 03-06-2001, 08:30 PM

Not used on me, but one of my friends...

"The clock's in the bedroom. Let's go see what time it is."

HAR HAR HAR!! Yeah, I wouldn't be able to resist that kind of wit!

12dn94dst · #4 03-06-2001, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AXO Alum:
[B]Well we went downstairs to unpack, and he practically yells to me:

"Hey - why don't you give me some, 'cause I know you got it with you!"

[B]

LMAO!! that is HILARIOUS!!!

lame pick-up lines...HMMM...this happened to me at a party recently:

he: Has God been looking for you?
me: (slightly agitated cuz I know where this is going) not that I know of, why?
he: Because heaven is missing an angel"
me:

oh really **walking off & shaking my head**
he: (yelling after me) you ain't all that anyway!!

Note to the men: DO BETTTER!!! A simple "Hello, how are you today/tonight?" usually works just fine.

ZTAngel · #5 03-06-2001, 11:11 PM

About a year ago, I was a party when some slimy guy came up to me and whispered in my ear, "My name is Matt. That's so you know what to call out later tonight." And, then he winked at me. I laughed in his face.

James · #6 03-07-2001, 02:08 AM

Ladies, please give us a break its HARD to go up to a total stranger and start talking.

How often do you do it and what do you say?

Also, unless the guy is a complete moron those lines were probbaly designed to get your attention. Also, on behalf of my gender, I am embarrassed to admit this but . . . when you laugh we think you liked what we said and are laughing with humour . . .

By the way the most common (at least i assume they were pick-up lines) pick-up line I have recived from girls is "Don't I know you from somewhere?"

[This message has been edited by James (edited March 07, 2001).]

Hootie · #7 03-07-2001, 02:13 AM

Guy,"Excuse me but do you have 35 cents?"
Girl,"No, why?"
Guy,"That's too bad. My mom told me to call home when I fell in love."

NOTE: A guy at a church thing used this one on me. We're great friends now...although I wouldn't mind something more (he's a hottie and my mother loves him)

Hootie

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gphi2k · #8 03-07-2001, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by James:
Ladies, please give us a break its HARD to go up to a total stranger and start talking.

How often do you do it and what do you say?

Also, unless the guy is a complete moron those lines were probbaly designed to get your attention.
[This message has been edited by James (edited March 07, 2001).]

I think you're right about the line being more of an attention getter than anything else.

I was at a local bar (well, really it's a hole in the wall, but i digress) with a bunch of my sorority sisters, and some guy actually went up to one of my sisters and said 'hey wanna get a 2-4 (what we canadians call a case of beer) and F**K?'.

I'm sure he said it for the shock value, but I swear this guy was serious. She laughed in his face and walked away. I sincerely hope he didn't think she found it endearing! LOL

Ideal08 · #9 03-07-2001, 11:47 AM

Here's my favorite, and I got it out of a book:

dude: Wanna trade?
girl: Trade what?
dude: A piece of me for a piece of you.

Man, I absolutely love that line. It's a good conversation starter, I think. That is what a pick up line should be, witty, light, funny, and thought provoking. I don't mind the pick-up lines, as long as ol' dude ain't serious. If they are just used to get my attention or make me laugh, cool. But if they really believe that lame mess they spittin', please. Save it for the next one, and later for ya.

Billy Optimist · #10 03-07-2001, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hootie:
Guy,"Excuse me but do you have 35 cents?"
Girl,"No, why?"
Guy,"That's too bad. My mom told me to call home when I fell in love."

NOTE: A guy at a church thing used this one on me. We're great friends now...although I wouldn't mind something more (he's a hottie and my mother loves him)

Hootie

So it worked? I'm just curious, do you live in VA? Cuz here the phone price for pay phones went to 35 cents a few years ago.

CrimsonTide4 · #11 03-07-2001, 09:24 PM

ROFLMAO as I flashback to my first year of teaching. I teach English and my students keep a journal and they have some free choice meaning they can write about whatever they want. Well one of my freshman decided to do a journal about pick up lines and my absolute FAVORITE is this:
I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your BED ROCK!!!
3 years later and I am still LMAO.

Here is a website that offers PICK UP LINES: http://linesthataregood.nstemp.com/

LXAAlum · #12 03-08-2001, 01:11 AM

***Disclaimer***Knowledge of the following pickup line DOES NOT indicate the person posting this has ever used it***

OK, now with that formality out of the way - one of the funniest lines was all the rage on campus back in the late 80's (yes, I know I'm old...shut up already...)

"Why don't we go back to my dorm room and do all the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyways?"

***Final Disclaimer***Use of the forementioned pickup lines is NOT encouraged - serious mental and physical harm can result***

...or at least that's what I heard...

equeen · #13 03-08-2001, 01:57 AM

LOL...too funny, LXAAlum!

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ahhkbah · #14 03-08-2001, 03:33 AM

Junior year in high school, at the Baskin Robbins:

Me-Hey
her-hey
Me-You got a man?
her-yeah
Me-So I got a back ache, I mean we all got problems
her-that'll be $3.89

PrettyPetite · #15 03-08-2001, 08:28 AM

This one was used on me LAST NIGHT:

Here's the scenario--I was at my grandmother's condo, and I was walking out the door, and these two guys walk by and one says, "Good evening"...and me being the nice person I am, replied back. The guy continues to try to make small talk, and then cuts to the chase, and asks me if I have a man, and I was like, "Yeah..." This dude then whips out his business card and says to me that I need to have a spare. I then proceed to have this blank look on my face, and get this, this man said to me, "Well, you got a spare tire for your car in case your tire goes flat, right? Well then in case your man doesn't act right, I can be your spare man!"

that was a new one for me.

PrettyPetite