What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[RBL]

Originally posted by Proverbs31
I was dropping off scholarship applications at a highschool and was carrying a Delta bag with me. While speaking to the principal, somehow or another we got on the subject of spirituality, and he learned that I am a Christian, so he proceeds to say to me "You're a Christian? Wow, I didn't know that you all were into that!"

WOW

[ShamikaT]

Last week, this dumba$$ fool in one of my classes asked me "Why are you always wearing blue and white? Do you work at Walmarts or something?"

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by ShamikaT
Last week, this dumba$$ fool in one of my classes asked me "Why are you always wearing blue and white? Do you work at Walmarts or something?"

I'm sorry hun, you must have mis-read the title of this thread. It's for Greeks who have had non-greeks say funny things to them. It's not "What's the stupidest thing a trashy perp has said on a message board".

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
I'm sorry hun, you must have mis-read the title of this thread. It's for Greeks who have had non-greeks say funny things to them. It's not "What's the stupidest thing a trashy perp has said on a message board".

Ouch! My heart, dear lawd my heart!!! This girl dun killed Shamika T. Somebody please call the doctor!

[bobbyearl93]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
I'm sorry hun, you must have mis-read the title of this thread. It's for Greeks who have had non-greeks say funny things to them. It's not "What's the stupidest thing a trashy perp has said on a message board".

ShamikaT was just admitted to the hospital.

We're losing her! She's hemorrhaging! It's too much pain for her. She needs morphine STAT!

[ShamikaT]

AwfulFrog can park herself left of DevineFeline!

tee hee hee har har harrrrrrrrrrr!

[Boom_Quack13]

Originally posted by jojapeach
That was funny for real.

I understand when the kids see my Greek letters and immediately insist, "DO A STEP!" It's not as tolerable when a middle-aged woman doesn't recognize that Greeks do more than step. My aunt (by marriage) met three sorors as we were returning from an out-of-state Regional Conference. I introduce the sorors, and she immediately replies, "So y'all are in the sorority together? DO A STEP!" It's common, but it's still irritating.

I can relate to the step thing. I hate that, too.

[Kalm07]

Dumbest thing a GDI ever said top me was "Hello my future brother". I didn't even know how to react at the time. Educate him or slap his eyes crossed.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by ShamikaT
AwfulFrog can park herself left of DevineFeline!

tee hee hee har har harrrrrrrrrrr!

This is now my answer to this thread. Especially the non-greek part.

No, wait, after I looked at the thread again, it's the FUNNIEST thing a non-greek has said, not the STUPIDEST.

[ladygreek]

Originally posted by Kalm07
Dumbest thing a GDI ever said top me was "Hello my future brother". I didn't even know how to react at the time. Educate him or slap his eyes crossed.

Maybe he knew something you didn't know. j/k

[Cain]

So on asked me "Can I hold your kane?"!
.................................. B%&*h PLEASE!!!! lolol

[bobbyearl93]

Originally posted by Cain
So on asked me "Can I hold your kane?"!
.................................. B%&*h PLEASE!!!! lolol

You should have told her, "Why yes! Give me a second to pull it out. "

[SKEEphistAKAte]

After an ear-piercing, glass shattering SKEEEE-WEEEE.....
"How do you make your voice go that high? I can't do that"

...so you've tried?

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by ShamikaT
AwfulFrog can park herself left of DevineFeline!

tee hee hee har har harrrrrrrrrrr!

Hey noticed the new green signature Ms. Shamika T is sporting. She must have changed organizations. I guess she got tired of perping Zeta.

[abaici]

Originally posted by btb87
That is cute!
But I tell ya, if I hear "Also Known As" one mo' time. . .

Omigoodness!!! This guy asked me, "So, also known as what?"