The good wife's guide

[Tippiechick]

This thread makes me want to vomit.

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Originally posted by preciousjeni
These practices include among others performing the normal act in abnormal positions; mouthing the female body; and offering their own vile bodies to be mouthed in turn.

ROFL!

MOUTHING?! Who comes up with this shit, seriously?!

And I am with Tippie, this thread makes me want to puke...and if anyone in the world still somewhat follows this I think I will go cry b/c I can't handle the idea that anyone would ever think this shit is ok. I know it's an urban legend and all but still....eww.

[aurora_borealis]

Originally posted by ISUKappa
Meh, I'm not good as a blonde. If I weren't KU, I'd say let's just go to the bar and leave the men to fend for themselves!

I can't drink either right now as it would cause bad issues with my drugs, and my evil roommates decided to have a party tomorrow (thanks jerks, I have to be the sober responsible one). We could go to the Lil Jon, 50 Cent, G Unit concert in Missoula, that should be a fabulous time. I'll even buy you a Blizzard of your choice.

[KillarneyRose]

I have adhered to the advice in this article for the 13 years I've been married. I think it should be required reading for young wives

[bcdphie]

I had this article posted on my fridge for quite a while - I told my future husband this not what to expect of me, LOL .

[Susan_Renee]

If that's what I'm expected to be like when I get married in order to be considered a "good wife", then I feel sorry for the man who is gonna marry me.