Stupid, Crazy or Funny pick up lines - Page 2

Classy_Diva5 · #16 08-08-2001, 02:23 PM

Okay, here's my most recent scenario, and by far it was the worst one I've heard yet..

I was walking home, reading Liar's Game (for the fifteenth hundred time), and this guy stops me and says
Him: "That look like it be a good book" (WTF! His English is "turrible")
Me: "It is."
Him: "What the title is?"
I show him the book cover
Him: "Yeah, that Eric Dicker man is the sh*t. I read Mocha In My Coffee last month"
Me: "It's Milk In My Coffee"
Him: "Same difference"
I begin to walk away because he is tapping my last sane nerve then suddenly I hear:
Him: "You need to give me your number"
Me: "For what? I don't think so"
Him: "So that we can converse on summa these otha books that I be readin about"
With that being said, I just kept walking

I swear some men need to take Pick-Up Lines and How to Approach and NOT Approach women 101! How is he going to tell me what I NEED to do?

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CrimsonTide4 · #17 08-08-2001, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Classy_Diva5:
Okay, here's my most recent scenario, and by far it was the worst one I've heard yet..

I was walking home, reading Liar's Game (for the fifteenth hundred time), and this guy stops me and says
Him: "That look like it be a good book" (WTF! His English is "turrible")
Me: "It is."
Him: "What the title is?"
I show him the book cover
Him: "Yeah, that Eric Dicker man is the sh*t. I read Mocha In My Coffee last month"
Me: "It's Milk In My Coffee"
Him: "Same difference"
I begin to walk away because he is tapping my last sane nerve then suddenly I hear:
Him: "You need to give me your number"
Me: "For what? I don't think so"
Him: "So that we can converse on summa these otha books that I be readin about"
With that being said, I just kept walking

I swear some men need to take Pick-Up Lines and How to Approach and NOT Approach women 101! How is he going to tell me what I NEED to do?

ROFLMAO @ him. Poor thing. He read a book and now wants to have a book club. He needs to join a Grammar club while he is at it.

sequel_1913 · #18 08-10-2001, 01:37 PM

girl i will sprinkle hershey kisses on the ground where you walk and they would read i kiss the ground you walk on!!!

sequel #8
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ChaoticRed · #19 08-10-2001, 03:42 PM

A guy that I work with tells me all of the time that I have very "attractive eyebrows"...

Can somebody tell me what that's all about??

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Six_Three_Sigma · #20 08-10-2001, 05:13 PM

ChaoticRed, he may not be trying to hit you with a line. My girlfriend has VERY attractive eyebrows. That was the VERY first thing I noticed about her when I first met her.

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Originally posted by ChaoticRed:

A guy that I work with tells me all of the time that I have very "attractive eyebrows"...

Can somebody tell me what that's all about??

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ChaoticRed · #21 08-10-2001, 07:07 PM

I guess I'm gonna take that as a commpliment then...that was a first timer for me...

NOWorNEVER · #22 08-11-2001, 02:24 AM

I posted this someplace else before, but a guy came up to me and said, "Damn, girl. You jus how i like my cornbread...thick and yella."

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Divatude · #23 08-13-2001, 10:35 AM

The other day I was out walking, and this guy rode up to me on his bike, and was like I saw you and I just had to get on my bike and come see you. It took all I had not to laugh in this man face. You should have seen the old and rusted ten-speed he was on. lol

mccoyred · #24 08-13-2001, 02:44 PM

Why did the guy who was cleaning tables in BURGER KING invite me back and said my next lunch is on him? I got into my BMW and drove away! PPPUUHHLLLEEZZZ!!!

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Diva_01 · #25 08-13-2001, 10:16 PM

Men seem to think I should give them my number because I am a "pretty black girl", and that should be a compliment.

How about...Are you married?...Are you taking applications?

-Do you have a husband? Well you better watch because someone may swoop you up, and it may be me! (What? excuse me?)

-Or how about...Girl, you have the sexiest lips I have ever seen!

-Not to mention my hair, complexion and my body parts being a topic of discussion

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deltagrl · #26 10-16-2001, 10:44 PM

I know with all the beautiful sorors and sf's on the message board there has to be some really good stories of the worst mack lines in history. I mean mack lines that made you just laugh in the guy's face and just walk away

The one that just make me sick to my stomach is when married men try to holla at you and tell you that him and his wife or having problems and he doesn't want to be there. The only reason he is there is because the six kids that he and his wife have. All the while your thinking yeah right scrub you don't want to pay no child support!! Then he proceeds to ask for you number because he just needs a friend or someone to talk to

AlacrityZK · #27 10-16-2001, 11:00 PM

I know you ladies have heard all of these, I am about to mention. I believe they are universal. From coast to coast

*Girl I know you are tired, because you have been running through my mind all day

*Girl that must be jam, because jelly don't shake like that

*Girl, do you have a twin here or is it that you are just that fine?
(Hmm, a guy actually thought I had a twin and told me I was prettier of the two

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*Girl aint you that girl from the Juvenille video

*Excuse me for bumping into you, but might I add that it did feel good doing it...

Can I have your number,(No you can't) Well, can I give you mine?

novella000 · #28 10-16-2001, 11:01 PM

Brotha: Hey, hey, shawty!! Come here...

Me: walking swiftly in the other direction

Brotha: Shawty for real, come here... I gotta tell you something. For real

Me: walking even more swiftly in the other direction

Brotha: (at the top of his lungs) For real, I need you in my life. Tonight!!!

I just had to stop and go back so I could tell him how lame that was. All he could do was laugh and agree....

mccoyred · #29 10-17-2001, 09:22 AM

I was on the train last week and this guy started talking to me, casually. He saw my wedding ring and asked was I married; I said yes. He asked whether I had children; I said yes. In the very next breath, he asked me would I like to go out with him and he kissed my hand. I was like WTF? Then he said that he doesn't want a committment but would love to go out and have a 'good time'. Don't think so!

SFactor · #30 10-17-2001, 10:07 AM

I think this bruh man was mad at my girlfriend for not giving him a chance to do his version "MacDaddy.....you know "Hey baby what's your name?".....the whole 2 and 1/2 yards of sh....tuff!!!

.........so he goes on to say.......

"Well you know you got more a$$ than a team of donkeys!"

We hollered when we got in the car!!