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Stupid, Crazy or Funny pick up lines
Whats the craziest pick up line that you have heard. This one guy recently told me that he liked the hair on my arms. WHAT!?!?!
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This weekend this guy told me he was a popular DJ in this area and on the radio. The one problem with his story is that the DJ he was perping to be is a white guy. |
I had a guy come up to me and say..."I'm gonna go kiss your father cuz he has truely created perfection!!!" After I stopped laughing (which was about 10 min. later)I asked him if he had taken his medication for the day.
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A, Shawty what yo name eeya?
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this guy (a total stranger) came up to me one day and said, "you ready to go?" i looked at him like he was crazy and said, "go where?"
"i thought we were going to lunch?" "i don't know you!" "but i'm paying and i just want to get to know you" i laughed and walked off. now my favorite response to the question, "can i get your number?" is when i tell them "one." they sit there looking confused and i explain, "i'm number one" and usually walk off. and, another time, i met this guy and i had just gotten off my cell phone. my phone is one of those small samsung phones and he asked to see it, like a lot of people do. when he gave it back to me, he said, "i want you to call me." i said, because i didn't want it, "i don't have your number." "yes you do, i just put in your phone. and if you don't call me, i'm going to call you" what this brotha did was use my phone to call his cell phone, which was on vibrate, so he got my number and gave me his! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif that freaked me out and whenever he called, i was always "conveniently" busy. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif |
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------------------ ...and like that I'm gone!! KL |
I was out this past weekend, and a guy with a two-way pager walks up to me and says "Was that you that just paged me?" I couldn't do anything but laugh because it was too funny http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
------------------ "Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own." Peace and God Bless *Classy_Diva5* [This message has been edited by Classy_Diva5 (edited August 06, 2001).] |
The word of the day is "Legs". Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
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Okay LMAO LMAO, pick up lines are so funny.
This guy at my summer job was so funny. He would always tell me how this line had 100% success rate until he met me that it http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif. The line: I lost my number. Can I have yours? I LOL in his face but we were cool so he was not upset. |
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------------------ ...and like that I'm gone!! KL |
Oooo stupid lines! Last week i was standing in the line at the club with some friends. And a guy walked up to my friend and said( I hope he was drunk) Didn't i see you today on that street. You drive a grey car right. no, A black car, umm well a white car. Cause i told myself Dayum she look good. We started walking when he was still guessing colors.
The other stupid line was the arby's drive thru guy. He asked if i wanted any sause. i said sure. So he said arby , horsey, me?? |
A man approached me at a club one night. (I was wearing a simple tank top and a pair of jeans, exposing my arms and shoulders, but not much else). His line was "I like that flesh!!!!!!!!!!)
Was that supposed to sound like a compliment? |
I was in traffic and waiting at a stop light, two men pull up on the side of me, here is how the convo went:
man: Hey miss! Excuse me! me: Yes? man: Could you tell me the way...(he leans out the car, like he is getting ready to ask for some serious directions, I lean out to hear him better) man: to your house?(big cheese) Man I laughed so hard, I had to get out my car and give him a pound on da hand for that one, cause he got me good on that one! lol! QTE |
IMHO my pickup lines were a little more original. Some examples:
*Rain Man at the supermarket* I see a fine sista, evaluate her mood and body language--if she appears "normal", I approach her with this line: RM: Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find the frozen raccoon? Sista: What?/Excuse me? RM: Frozen raccoon. You know, the kind in the Swanson TV dinners? Sista: *LOL* Are you kidding me? RM: Naw, it's true. They just came out with them last month and from what I was told, it is delicious.... Note: This line will work primarily for a sista who is generally mellow, easygoing, and got a great sense of humor. *Rain Man at the art gallery, seeing a sista looking at a painting* RM: I'm sorry, but that artist is WACK! Sista: How can you say that? RM: 'Cause I got a 19-year-old brother who can sketch better than old dude there. *RM pulls out a charcoal sketch and shows it to Sista* They say my little brother is in the same league as Klee (prounounced CLAY). Sista: *studying sketch* Someone is lying to your little brother. That sketch makes this painting here look like Rembrandt. RM: *studying the two pieces of artwork and sighing* Y'know, you might be right. By the way.... Note: This lets a sista know that if nothing else, you have an appreciation for artwork, and possibly a sense of intellect. Whether or not your brother is actually in the same league as Klee may be another story altogether. *Rain Man at the mall or on the street. He sees a sista carrying several shopping bags. He casually looks in another direction and bumps into her, knocking down the bags and spilling the contents* RM: Oh, I am so sorry. I am just such a clumsy fool. Sista: Oh, that's alright. It's OK. RM: No, it's not. I am just so absentminded, out in Lada Land. Lemme help you with this *While putting her stuff in her bags, RM, slips in a small package with his business card attached. Another tag attached, reads: "To Jim, thanks for the help. Call me, we'll have lunch" When finished, RM gives one last apology, then quickly slips away* Note: If Sista is honest, she will call the number on the card to arrange to give the package back to you. From there, it's holla time all the way. One last one: *Rain Man in the park getting a drink of water. He sees Sista alone walking down the path When Sista gets within "range", RM coughs and gasps uncontrollably* Sista: Are you all right? *RM responds with more coughing and gasping* Sista: Are you okay? RM: *coughing subsiding a bit* Yeah, I'm alright. Water went down the wrong pipe. Thank you though. It's not everyday that I get a Good Samaritan coming to my aid. You must be truly an angel sent from God. Sista: *blushing* Thank you. RM: No, really, tho'.... Note: Food can be substituted if no fountain is available. But be careful, though. Sista could panic and dial 911 on you, or a nearby cop or paramedic could come on the scene to your rescue and wreck your whole game. Just to let you sistas know that some of us are original and not offensive. RM |
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