Open Letter VI

[AKA2D '91]

Happy B-day!

Girrrrrrrrlllllllllll, she is a SPITTING image of you! I know you're sooooooooo proud!

P.S. I was like Soror is posting EARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLY in the morning!

[AKA2D '91]

To these mofos who added 3 days to our schedule as makeup days. Okay, why is our last day the day BEFORE Christmas Eve!

The hayle if I'm going to work until Wednesday.

Monday will be my LAST day!

I bet the Powers that Be (i.e.)Superintendent will be on a plane this evening or this weekend headed to some ski resort until Jan. 2nd.

[CrimsonTide4]

BTB87 and LilBTB, Thanks for sharing your mother's testimony with us. Happy Birthday, LilBTB. We can't wait to hear about the knuckleheads who call your parents' house.

[TonyB06]

Happy Birthday J,

I know a lil bit about you and thus know that you are truly a special little lady. Have a "fantabulastic" birthday, kid! May you grow up to be just like your mommy because she is special........of course your mommy can be reeeal "special" sometimes so on those days, let us hope that you're like your grandmommy!

[ladylike]

Dear CT4, How much nudity we talkin?

[Rain Man]

To the staff and management of Parms & Company CPAs, LLC:

I will be resigning as of December 31, 2004 *as management already knows* Thank you so much for allowing me to use my accounting and auditing skills to serve your clients, whom I will miss very dearly. You truly have been a 2nd family to me and a home away from home.

I regret having to leave you, but as you already know I have hit a glass ceiling here and I need to spread my wings and fly away (to a place that I've longed for....). But I have been honored to have worked for the largest Black owned CPA firm in Columbus, as it has given me inroads to some very notable and succesful Black professionals in this city, including our esteemed mayor Michael B. Coleman, former city attorney Janet Jackson, councilwoman Charleta Tavares, and WBNS 10-TV news reporter Angela Pace.

So thank you for 3 wonderful years of employment, and a million laughs and good times and memories.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by ladylike
Dear CT4, How much nudity we talkin?

None. I don't need to see other women's milk storage, be it fully or partial.

[MeezDiscreet]

to btb: thanks for sharing that. it was really special.

to lil btb: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

to brothas everywhere: STOP SQUINTIN'!! that don't make you instantly sexy

[OrangeMoon]

btb87-Thank you very much. Your sentiments mde me cry because that kind of love is irreplaceable. I am a big crybaby but goodness. Motherly love is the best.

lilbtb87:Have a Wonderful and Blessed Birthday Dear


I'm going to call my mommy now.

[Steeltrap]

To Soror btb: What a nice open letter. And little btb is very cute, both as a babyperson and as a preteenager.

To my job: Thanks for the $$$. Happy shopping for me.

[UNNOspr99]

To the youth in the independent living program at my Job:

1. How can you burn butter in a way that you set off the building alarm & why are you trying to fry chicken with it????

2. How can you sleep comfortably laying on top of all of you personal belongings in the whole world???

3. What is so fahionable about people knowing what your boxers look like hanging over you jeans???

4. Why do you have a shelf full of hygiene products and the whole room still smells like....(insert insult here)


To Detroit Pistons Fans:
1. Thanks for F****** it up for the rest of us. Now the bruhs gon get searched for carrying a Sprite cup.

2. Next time keep yo "Broke A$$ I couldn't play pro so I gotta live Vicariously through the NBA Players untill they Pi$$ me off" but in you seat and save your drink (they cost too much to be bathing folks in)


To Big Ron from the Pacers:
Them fools cost you $6 Million!!! Was it worth it?

To his teammates that nobody hit until they jumped in:
What the F$$$ was you thinkin' If you got that kinda money to Blow.... I got a charity that could use your support?!!

To The Sports Media:

It was a fight between two athletes, not Watergate!!!! Give it a rest

[abaici]

That was beautiful Soror!!! Awwww!!!


To the City of Los Angeles~Please stop giving me tickets. I can't afford to keep paying them. Yes, I know that I didn't read the sign. But, damn, where am I supposed to park!!

[HeartbrAKA]

TO:

DT: STOP. CALLING. ME. Now that you've stopped blocking the number you normally call from, you now call me from random numbers. Guess what? I'm not answering those either. When will you get the point that I don't want to talk to you at all, let alone every other day. And when I do answer you don't have nothing new to say...just the same ol' b.s. Get it together.

E: Yes I got your message. Sorry for not dancing with you last night. I could tell by your message that you took it personal. Don't.

The girl in Starbucks today with the green and white braids: Do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars. Do better.

To all these little teenage girls that like my son, but don't speak to me when they see me: Yall betta recognize...

[UNNOspr99]

Greetings lovely ladies, Greeks (and the rest of ya'll good peoples) I have a Christmas to-do list for you to help me make up If you would:


Dear Tony Soprano,

I have observed your comings and goings for a couple of years now. In that time I have saw you or your designee "whack" or cover up the "whacking of:

your Best friend
your daughters boyfiend
your cousin
your sister's man

among countless other "undesireables".

As these wanton acts of violence have painted you as a mentally unstable and extremely angry man, I present for your consideration a few more undesirables to "whack" Please despense with them as you see fit, but right away:

GEORGE W BUSH
(feel free to "do" Osama Bin Laden and Sadamm Huesien while your at it)

William Hung (that guy from American Idol)

Anyone who greenlights the use of classic R&B for tv commericals that have NOTHING to do with the song.

Scott Peterson

JLo (AND her big ole Butt)

And........

[abaici]

To my Housekeys: Where are you?