What's Your "We Can Put A Man on the Moon, But Can't____"

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by ASTalumna06

- consistently make women's shoes in narrow after they go above a size 8

Narrow? How about wide? It's hell on earth, trying to find nice-looking pumps in a size 8W.

Edit: On a related note, how about pantyhose that don't run the first time you put them on? That would be nice!

[tld221]

Originally Posted by ASTalumna06

We can put a man on the moon, but can't…

- serve breakfast past 10:30am at McDonald's

Change I can believe in!

[TonyB06]

...invent a 8-second text message delay button so a private text you meant for one doesn't go to a group of 9. (facepalm)

[cheerfulgreek]

We can send someone to the moon, but we can't send anyone to Mars.

[GammaGirl1908]

Originally Posted by aephi alum

Narrow? How about wide? It's hell on earth, trying to find nice-looking pumps in a size 8W.

Amateur! Come back to me when you're looking for an 11 W, then we'll talk.

Anyway. Why can't we:

--unstuff stuffy noses. I have a sinus infection RIGHT NOW, and I am positive that I am going to suffocate in my sleep. Ugh.

--invent no-calorie booze.

[ASTalumna06]

Originally Posted by aephi alum

Narrow? How about wide? It's hell on earth, trying to find nice-looking pumps in a size 8W.

8W? How about a 10 narrow? Yea, doesn't exist… except in California. I found a ton of shoes/flip flops that fit when I was in LA.