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[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

eugh

lol
And those weren't the messy pics.

[cheerfulgreek]

These are my aural hematoma pics from my soft tissue rotation that I've been waiting for. I finally got them back.

[cheerfulgreek]

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by chickenoodle

and because it's been more than 8 hours, it doesn't count as a double post....

my friend shared this with me. i'm thinking about getting this for his b-day.

nsfw

The second I click on this, my mom walked in. Apparently, it's not safe for home either.

[dreamseeker]

LMAO! i'd so rock that.

[XAntoftheSkyX]

Anyone else love that feeling you get after going to the bathroom? It's like you have a bunch of pressure relieved.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

lol lol

[Lasonja]

CheerfulGreek this is the nastiest mess I have ever seen in my life. I'm sick, for real. How do you eat and not think about this?

[AGDee]

I'm really upset with my dog. I know she's just being a dog, but this incident this morning is going to be tough to forget about. My son went to let her in the house after her morning romp in the backyard and he yells "There's a dead duck on the deck!" OMG. I don't know if my dog got to this duck and killed it, found it wounded and killed it or just found it dead, but there was a dead duck on the deck, around the spot she usually leaves her toy. So, I tell my son it's time to man up around the house and to get the snow shovel, get his shoes and coat on and pick up the duck with the shovel and dump it over the fence by the creek where it can decompose naturally. (ewwwwwwww) So he says "I'm going to need money for this" and I agree to pay him $5. He says "If it's still alive, I want $10" and I agree. So, he opens the door to the deck and starts to step outside, then backs up and says "I don't think so". I tell him "Man up! You're almost 14, you can handle this!" (sexist, I know, I know...)

So he goes to do it. As he tries to pick it up with the shovel we realize, it is frozen stuck to the deck. He takes the shovel and rams it under the duck, leaving feathers and blood stuck to the deck, frozen there, but the duck slides. At this point, I am freaking out. There are feathers and duck blood FROZEN TO MY DECK!!!!! He dumps the duck over the fence and comes back with the shovel. I tell him I'm giving him $10 for it because of the frozen to the deck part. We stare at the feathers and blood stuck to the deck, trying to figure out what to do about them. I surely don't want the dog messing with them every time she goes outside. I tell my boy to take the welcome mat and put it over the mess. Next time we have a thaw, I'll deal with it.

My son comes back in and sits on the couch. The dog goes over to him and wants to lick him. EWWWWWWWWW. He freaks, pushes her away.

The dog keeps trying to sniff around that area. EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

So incredibly gross.

[PM_Mama00]

Dee I'm having such a bad day but your post just made me giggle a little. I've been lucky so far with my dogg that he hasn't brought any "toys" back to the house. My friends dog once brought a oppossum INSIDE the house. Of course she thought it was dead when she tried to get it out but nope it was still alive.

[honeychile]

Originally Posted by AGDee

I'm really upset with my dog. I know she's just being a dog, but this incident this morning is going to be tough to forget about. My son went to let her in the house after her morning romp in the backyard and he yells "There's a dead duck on the deck!" OMG. I don't know if my dog got to this duck and killed it, found it wounded and killed it or just found it dead, but there was a dead duck on the deck, around the spot she usually leaves her toy. So, I tell my son it's time to man up around the house and to get the snow shovel, get his shoes and coat on and pick up the duck with the shovel and dump it over the fence by the creek where it can decompose naturally. (ewwwwwwww) So he says "I'm going to need money for this" and I agree to pay him $5. He says "If it's still alive, I want $10" and I agree. So, he opens the door to the deck and starts to step outside, then backs up and says "I don't think so". I tell him "Man up! You're almost 14, you can handle this!" (sexist, I know, I know...)

So he goes to do it. As he tries to pick it up with the shovel we realize, it is frozen stuck to the deck. He takes the shovel and rams it under the duck, leaving feathers and blood stuck to the deck, frozen there, but the duck slides. At this point, I am freaking out. There are feathers and duck blood FROZEN TO MY DECK!!!!! He dumps the duck over the fence and comes back with the shovel. I tell him I'm giving him $10 for it because of the frozen to the deck part. We stare at the feathers and blood stuck to the deck, trying to figure out what to do about them. I surely don't want the dog messing with them every time she goes outside. I tell my boy to take the welcome mat and put it over the mess. Next time we have a thaw, I'll deal with it.

My son comes back in and sits on the couch. The dog goes over to him and wants to lick him. EWWWWWWWWW. He freaks, pushes her away.

The dog keeps trying to sniff around that area. EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

So incredibly gross.

You really need to enter this in some contest! There's a feral cat colony in the neighborhood and I saw one of them take down a bird. You wouldn't have believed the number of cats turning down perfectly good cat food (or kat fud) to chow down on that poor bird!


I've heard of cat cookies, but not kitty roca. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by honeychile

You really need to enter this in some contest! There's a feral cat colony in the neighborhood and I saw one of them take down a bird. You wouldn't have believed the number of cats turning down perfectly good cat food (or kat fud) to chow down on that poor bird!


I've heard of cat cookies, but not kitty roca. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I went to see my family last weekend and before the drive back I was cleaning off the headlights. There was a feather under the headlight and upon further inspection there is a full on dead bird under the headlight. It is a finch/sparrow size but I hit it so hard and so fast it got sucked in between the headlight and bumper. I was in no shape to remove it so I drove 450 miles back with the dead bird, and it is still there. We're going to have to take the headlight housing out, or poke through and hope it drops down.

I'd take it to the Subaru dealer but I'm really too cheap and I feel my fella owes me one from the time he gave me the stomach flu and I ended up in the emergency room misdiagnosed with cholera.

[honeychile]

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

I feel my fella owes me one from the time he gave me the stomach flu and I ended up in the emergency room misdiagnosed with cholera.

He owes you much, much more than a dead bird!

[AGDee]

Broken 5th metatarsal.

[AGDee]

She had a live duck in her mouth once and I made her drop it. Then I had an injured duck hopping around the backyard, apparently unable to fly. I spent hours trying to contact some wild life rescue people but couldn't find one who did ducks. One did small mammals, one did birds, but not water fowl. I finally got the name of one who handled ducks and his line was busy for an hour. My neighbors finally took a huge fishing net and swooped it up and put it over the fence by the creek. It hobbled to the water and swam away. It looked fine swimming.

It was so gross, I swear. And I don't know what I'm going to do when we have a thaw and I have to move that welcome mat. Feathers.. so many feathers, frozen to the deck.. ACK!

This duck, this time, had to already be dead or very injured for my blind, arthritic dog to get ahold of it. They usually scatter as soon as she's let outside. Damn duck.