Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me... - Page 16

JKenny · #1 04-02-2009, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

THAT'S WHAT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!! Tell them what it REALLY is!!!!!!!!

They need to know don't they!! One day they will recognize what it's all about

KAPPAtivating · #2 04-03-2009, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JKenny

Dear Older Women Co-Workers:

I know you all hate me because I'm articulate, my face is always in the paper with white people because I'm smart. I know you all hate me because I don't sag, because I actually wear a belt, because even when I'm at work my SWAGG is still official, still on another level, still 100% ridiculous. I know you all hate me because your daughters start feigning every time they get a glimpse of me, because I don't care when you try to talk about the way I dress, I just laugh and let you talk.

Well I'm here to say that I understand why you would hate me. I wouldn't be able to stand myself either, but understand this..I'm on another level because I don't want to be your age working at a job like this one, where you have no benefits, no room for advancement, stuck in your same position for the rest of your life unless you decide to do something about and find a real job, better yet start a career.

Maybe you should look at me not because dressed to impressed no matter where I am, but rather look at the fact that my name and picture is always in the paper for something good. Maybe you should look at me and think, damn maybe I should do something with my life. Cause guess what, in Five years I'll be out of school, I'll be 23 going on 24 and I'll have a Degree in Architecture and be well on my way to making that real money, and in 10 who know's I might have a family and hopefully be teaching my son or daughter how to get out there in school and do exactly what I did, PURSUE MY DREAMS instead of staying in that Hell hole that you all call jobs.

P.S. Your daughters are only jockin me cause of the way I carry myself, it says so much about my character, and this SWAGG I got, well it speaks for itself.

Dont ask me to toss you a bone when I start makin dat money, CAUSE IT AINT HAPPENIN!!

And noticed I only addressed this to the Women because they are always the ones who have something to say, and you dont see any dudes workin here your age, we're all Teenagers or Managers, who are actually getting money

K.E.C

Okay, so this is soooo out of my character because I usually don't address hardcore GDIs, but I think I almost had a tear form when I read this...sounds like something I would have said as a kid....

JKenny · #3 04-03-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Okay, so this is soooo out of my character because I usually don't address hardcore GDIs, but I think I almost had a tear form when I read this...sounds like something I would have said as a kid....

Haha yea the people at that job just piss me off, but I'm tryin to stick with it for now, soon I'm gone be out of there and enjoyin my University Years

JKenny · #4 04-02-2009, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

Things you would say if you wouldn't get arrested, shot, fired, or prosecuted!!!

2 My Co-worker: No, trick I don't have time on my break to drive you to the bank. Why don't you call that pretend husband of yours, that you claim to have, but don't have a ring or picture to prove he exists. Oh and I saw you drinking out of my coffe cup and licking the rim, do it again, I dare you...

2 da cleaning lady: Look if you steal my change one more time I'm gonna report your @$$ to the INS and tell them about your son stealing my neighbor's lawnmower.

2 da drive through guy: Ni99a! I know you dropped out of middle school cause ya baby-mama dropped her third child and WIC said you had to work in order to stay in the house. But can a negro please get the right sauce for my nuggets and a straw for my drink and I swear-2-gawd if you have me pull over to the curb and wait 15 mins for a 4 item order, I'm gonna reach through dat window and knock da $hit out of you.

OMF All of that is hilarious to me

libramunoz · #5 04-29-2009, 07:42 PM

Dear Father:
Why in the heezy do you constantly send me crap about sending illegal immigrants to the BFE? Why do you always send me something that has a racial overtone? Why me? Why do I get this from you? Please tell me why? Do you not realize that two of your children are bi-racial? Do you not realize that when you send me this crap I really want to go to FL and smack the living crap outta you until my hand hurts and I get tired of hitting you? Do you not realize what it is that you are "unconsciously" saying to me?
Why do I get such "lovely" gifts from you? And then you wonder why you get no father's day cards, no birthday cards, and that I would put you in a nursing home if you couldn't take care of yourself? And you wonder why I really only call you every 3 months. What is the problem that you don't seem to "understand?"
Pops, you have some severe issues and some severe problems, so could you just get your S$#%@#$%T together and stop sending me this crap.
Your loving child,
Only grown child that talks to you.

G-Kue 1911 · #6 06-10-2009, 04:17 PM

Yo, its cool that were the only two people of color in the dept/office and we both belong to BGLO's but if you walk into my office one more time kickin up your f&*kin leg and perpetrating the most exaggerated and wackiest shimmy...lady…I swear we gon have some serious problems.

lil_sunshine · #7 06-10-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Kue 1911

Yo, its cool that were the only two people of color in the dept/office and we both belong to BGLO's but if you walk into my office one more time kickin up your f&*kin leg and perpetrating the most exaggerated and wackiest shimmy...lady…I swear we gon have some serious problems.

*DEAD*

IlovemyAKA · #8 06-11-2009, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by G-Kue 1911

Yo, its cool that were the only two people of color in the dept/office and we both belong to BGLO's but if you walk into my office one more time kickin up your f&*kin leg and perpetrating the most exaggerated and wackiest shimmy...lady…I swear we gon have some serious problems.

Wow...especially since she's done it more than once...

G-Kue 1911 · #9 06-13-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA

Wow...especially since she's done it more than once...

Exactly.....lol

G-Kue 1911 · #10 10-18-2009, 06:12 PM

Oh you suppose to be mad cause I wouldn't got to the store during the Redskins game...and we lost! You better be glad I don't show my a$$ all nite in front of your lame ass co-workers cause I'm pissed!

I.A.S.K. · #11 10-22-2009, 03:11 AM

Dear Stupid,
You have no concept of research. No one likes you. You have NO friends. You asked if I'd kick it with you and your visiting friends and I quickly let you know I have friends I'd rather spend time with. You wont make it. Ever. You're sloppy, lazy, hypocritical, ass backward, and pathetic. And FYI: your hair looks a HAM! Throwing up food is NOT cutting calories. And weight loss requires work ethic which is probably why you're still fat and complaining.

What in your little mind made you think it was OK to take my idea and try to use it for your paper? Especially when we are in the same class and have to do the same paper. When you text'd me to tell me that you were going to do it you knew you shouldn't and wanted to get my "OK" so you wouldn't feel like a plagiarizing fool. Well you picked the wrong one on the wrong day. Lucky for you I was unable to fully express myself at the time we spoke, but I damn sure meant it when I said it was a bad idea because 1. you'll piss me off and 2. our professor WILL know.

Did you really think I'd let your dumb ass steal my idea and claim it like your own? WTF is wrong with you? Have you not heard of integrity? Probably not because you're the same messy trife broad who walked two blocks to take back a container of shrimp fried rice that you ate a quarter of AND got at a reduced rate (because you didn't have enough for tax) under the guise that "it wasn't spicy enough". Not only did you take it back, but on the way back to the dorm in response to me telling you not to ever do any trife isht like that again while I'm with you (because I don't roll like that) you said "I don't care. At least I got some food in my stomach and my 5 dollas back." Not to mention my bestie who's told me the horror stories of how you left the bathroom when y'all lived in the same space. I know you're trife, but I never expected you'd be this stupid.

We both know that you have a crush on this professor and are always on his jock. He pays you no mind. You come to him seeking validation and wanting to have your ego stroked. Girl BOO! I come to him with progressive thoughts and ideas. Me vs. you? No competition. Your rep for being "down/progressive/pan-African" is weak where mine is strong and has been for years. Google me hoe!
I'm pissed that you thought to steal my idea and then TELL ME like I wouldn't do anything about it! I should smack the isht out of you for even thinking of stealing anything of mine. I'm livid about the fact that you want to take an interesting and intelligent idea from me and use it in what I know will be an ill-written, poorly researched, half-assed, insignificant, insufficient piece of pure D isht! You can steal my thesis, but can you support it? Do you have anything to add to it? No! And you had the nerve to say some isht like "Its not so much me stealing your idea. Its more like a universal thought or belief system" Boolshat!!! Bytch you didn't think that thought and you cant comprehend the basis for it. Stop swagga jacking, get a life, get a man (since you're always talking about how everyone else has one. Not that I think one would want you), pick up some books, and stop trying to justify your trife ways.
GTFOH!!!!!

dreamseeker · #12 10-22-2009, 10:04 PM

^^ lol dayum!

jojapeach · #13 10-22-2009, 10:41 PM

^^^ DITTO!

I.A.S.K. · #14 10-22-2009, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamseeker

^^ lol dayum!

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Originally Posted by jojapeach

^^^ DITTO!

LOL @ you all!

Ah, the saga continues with this stupid broad.
You called me today and said "hey. where are you." To which I responded kindly "at the mall" when I wanted to say minding my own damn business where you should be. I was cordial. You then proceeded to try to tell me "Ugh. I'm so frustrated because..." And before you could finish I said "that sounds like a personal problem and that aint got s*ht to do with me." Then you decided that you should get off the phone. I agreed and hung up on you without another thought. Seconds later you call me back and ask "is everything ok with you?" To which I respond "everythings fine with me. You're clearly the one with the problem, but I cant help you with that you might try a mental health clinic though." Then you asked "well is there a problem with you and me?" I said: "did you miss the whole conversation about you STEALING my idea?" You: "Oh you're still on that. You would have to have written a paper and since yours is non-existant its not even stealing. Plus I'm a better writer than you anway." To which I responded "Bytch please. Steal my idea if you want to you'll find out how ill I can get. You'll need me before I'll ever need you." Then you had the nerve to hang up on me. Clearly you're really stupid.

Step 1: Embarass you in front of our professor for being dumb enough to steal my idea.
Step 2: Have a short convo with a friend of mine who's, well you know who she is.
Step 3: When you call asking for a ride, or help with your paper, or send me a facebook message asking to borrow money from me (yeah I got your message I just didnt respond because I wasnt going to lend you a damn thing. You couldn't borrow free space from me.)
Step 4: Ensure that my friends (the people who you call friends who don't give a damn about you. Which was made clear when NONE of them showed up to your birthday get together. I only showed up because I said I would and was told they'd be there. You didnt inform me that they weren't coming until I had already arrived and even that was over the phone because you were late.) ALL know that you aren't welcome anywhere we go. They won't mind because they don't give a damn about you anyway.
Step 5: Laugh! You don't get that my swag is always on point because I know who and who's I am. I'm comfortable with me mind body and soul. You are a confused little girl still trying to find and define herself. You're a follower. Which is especially sad because you're two years older than I am. No matter how many ways you try to slice this you are already well on your way to being a funny memory that my friends and I will share from our college days.

ps: And please believe YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH on tuesday at 5pm. Dont think I didnt notice you werent in class today. Its okay, Professor and I will catch you one day. I may forgive, but I never forget. If you ever again in your life disrespect me you'll regret it even more than I'm going to make you regret this stupid mistake.

dreamseeker · #15 10-23-2009, 12:17 AM

^^^
wow!! that chick is crazy! come back on tuesday after 5 pm cuz i need to know how this ended. lol