Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[PrettyBoy]

Mine would go something like this:

You are not my type. I don't go out with liars and hoes who slept with 35 jokers, then turn around and have the nerve to take interest in me knowing you're not going to act right anyway.
Instead of taking interest in me, you need to rectify those tracks in your head, you trifling, game playin', gold diggin,' cleavage showing, fake finger nail havin,' fake eyelash wearin,' no good skank!