Open Letter VI - Page 11

OrangeMoon · #1 03-18-2005, 12:10 AM

To J: A hard head makes a soft (you know the rest). You better look around before you catch a right hook. Keep it up my 8 mile gone come out fa real.

To Bug Eyed Fool: Remember I told you to stop texting me...well now you've moved on to asking different people about me. Well that "I'm sorry BS" will not work, isn't going to work and you better get on before you catch a NIKE in the arse. DO NOT CALL MY MOMMA( how did you get the number in the first place) because she is not on your side AND she really doesn't care. Keep it up this evening and I'll make a trip to the City County Building for a PPO and a borrow someone's CCW. Stop the madness bruh!!!

To V: I love you like a sister and if I have to take a trip to the Lone Star State your employer will see me for real. I will set it off and go Madea on them if they don't stop stressing you.

To my dog: I love you like a child but if you don't stop barking. I don't know what I'll do because you are so darn cute but just please stop barking so momma can go to bed.

The Truth · #2 03-21-2005, 01:49 PM

Self,
Get it together! What you could have done is did what your Mama told you to do, but no you wanted to be all independent. So deal with the fact that you are in Ft. Worth. Take this year to handle all your business to make that move to Houston even better. Take an LSAT course, take the LSAT, take the GRE, GMAT, take every test!!! Get information on the Dual Degree program at U of H. Find some sponsors!!! Get fluent in spanish, why the "h" not? Start searching for jobs in Houston. Get back in contact with Boeing, Halliburton and keep your ties with Lockheed Martin they do have that space operations facility in Houston. Oh yea start looking for grants for school. You are an African-American woman and that is enough to not have to pay for law school, shoot! Now that we have had this talk go check out some websites for all that we have discussed. A year ain't that much time, Miss Thang!

Me
*I already feel better*

P.S. Mi Rey hopefully when I get there you will be retired and not so busy!!! With them legs and full lips!

AKA2D '91 · #3 04-01-2005, 03:41 PM

TO SM:

Yeah, the complex, well my building has been going through some cosmetic upgrades recently. Still, when were you going to notify the residents of my building that $381 was being deducted from our rent? ( I learned this after I threatened to get an attorney b/c my stove hasn't been fixed/replaced, after it was reported 14 days ago.) Yeah, I'm

er than a fan with this, but MY DAYUM STOVE/OVEN is NOT working. After I called yesterday about this matter, you said it would get fixed yesterday or today (2nd promise...told same thing a week ago). When I get back from my trip this weekend, it best be fixed. It may be April Fool's Day, but I'm going to show you (along with my attorney) who the fool REALLY is.

I don't care how much money is being deducted..it has NADA to do with the appliance, or does it? hmmmmm!

It's not like I do hellafied cooking, but it's the dayum principle of the matter.

Lord, please let the "you know what" come through for me so I can L-E-A-V-E!

AKA2D '91 · #4 04-04-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by AKA2D '91
TO SM:

Yeah, the complex, well my building has been going through some cosmetic upgrades recently. Still, when were you going to notify the residents of my building that $381 was being deducted from our rent? ( I learned this after I threatened to get an attorney b/c my stove hasn't been fixed/replaced, after it was reported 14 days ago.) Yeah, I'm er than a fan with this, but MY DAYUM STOVE/OVEN is NOT working. After I called yesterday about this matter, you said it would get fixed yesterday or today (2nd promise...told same thing a week ago). When I get back from my trip this weekend, it best be fixed. It may be April Fool's Day, but I'm going to show you (along with my attorney) who the fool REALLY is. I don't care how much money is being deducted..it has NADA to do with the appliance, or does it? hmmmmm!

It's not like I do hellafied cooking, but it's the dayum principle of the matter.

Lord, please let the "you know what" come through for me so I can L-E-A-V-E!

TO SM:
Thank you for doing your job.

NuQueen04 · #5 04-13-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by NuQueen04

To that short dude: You worked my nerves. I don't return your calls for a reason... dah, I don't want to talk to you so STOP CALLING ME.

To that short dude: I haven't spoken to you, even though you keep calling, in the longest time...... Dude, I don't want you. Oh, ya need to deal with your baby mama.

Both of yall need to lose my number! Thanks!

To M: It irritates me that your wife is insecure for no reason. You 2 are perfect for each other.

To Mn: Just met you, you seem like a ok dude.

To self: It might seem shady for those that eventually make the cut, but whenever you meet any new dudes... please give them a fake name regardless if they seem decent or not. When dealing with dudes, the ultimate goal is to be DRAMA FREE. Dudes withe Baby Mama drama need not apply!

keji_2 · #6 04-14-2005, 11:19 AM

To J:

Girl I love you but your stressing my life. You knew how important my career was to me before we started talking. I worked so hard for us for our future. Damn. why the F**K cant you see that. Why I got to explain that Sh*T all the time. You really think this sh*t is easy. Like I can walk in there at 9:00 and leave at 5:00.

To self: Let women know up front expect me to work 12 hour days and come home mentally drain sometimes and need a couple of hours just vegging out in front of the TV without having to hear about this, that and the third. Ok maybe thats not good first date convo but do that like real soon in the relationship.

abaici · #7 04-14-2005, 07:30 PM

Dear MJ,

Leave me alone. I know what I'm doing. I know in that little twisted mind of yours, you mean well. However, all you are doing is underminding my authority and making my job harder. Also, tell the truth. It's real simple. Finally, you bet not come at me with a stank attitude. I already have to try real hard to bite my tongue. I'm really trying to live righteous, but people insist on testing me everyday. Please, don't be the person that catches it all when I reach the breaking point.

In short, stay in YOUR lane. Thank you.

strivingsf · #8 04-15-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by abaici
Dear MJ,

Leave me alone. I know what I'm doing. I know in that little twisted mind of yours, you mean well. However, all you are doing is underminding my authority and making my job harder. Also, tell the truth. It's real simple. Finally, you bet not come at me with a stank attitude. I already have to try real hard to bite my tongue. I'm really trying to live righteous, but people insist on testing me everyday. Please, don't be the person that catches it all when I reach the breaking point.

In short, stay in YOUR lane. Thank you.

MJ. me thinks you betta leave well enough alone.

NuQueen04 · #9 04-19-2005, 01:45 AM

To some Island Men:

Why is that when you just meet a woman, you automatically tell her that you love her?

Even though, I understand that you really like the woman... it still annoys me.

Sincerely,

A slightly annoyed Jamaican woman

NuQueen04 · #10 04-21-2005, 09:22 PM

To Essence Magazine:

Thank you for including my cousin Army Sergeant Pamela Osbourne amongst the soldiers featured in the "They Never Made It Home" article. We miss her so much. May she Rest In Peace.

Signed: Truly grateful

yoshi_bnt · #11 04-25-2005, 04:17 PM

To the Weather in good ol' Mississippi
Why in the freak did you have to change from Hades to semi-winter and make me sick?! Its the freaking week before finals and my teachers have lost their mind. Can you just act right for the rest of the week so I don't have to walk around with stuffy head? Thankie kindly,

stopped up and aching in Jackson...

#1 Leading Lady · #12 04-26-2005, 05:56 PM

Daddy~

WTF is wrong with you right now. Like I said most folks get their ear pierced when they are 5 or 6 not 56.

Next thing on the agenda, you asked why we (me and my sisters) didn't send a flower arrangement to your wife/ex-wife son's funeral.....Well, ok you failed to mention your name is plastered all in the paper as the step-dad....I don't know this until I get a call like girl I didn't know Bamm was your step-brother....I'm like who the hell is BAMM. Next in the paper or the obituarary I didn't see the BAMM left to cherish so and so and so and so and 4 step-sisters mainly #1 Leading Lady so Hell naw he ain't getting no planter w/ my name on it. She didn't acknowlege us why did you expect us to acknowledge her son? I know I was right like you said....just wanted to state that again for the record.

To my cousin Pig~ Please grow the freak up. Stop letting the every tom, dick, and harry watch your beautiful girls......you should see the dudes you date are shady as a shade tree so put your girls first and not the magic stick.

UrbanizdSkillz · #13 04-26-2005, 08:38 PM

To Keith Sweat: Next time you cruise your black hummer in my way and almost hit me again, it's on. I don't care who you are(were). You ain't above a swift kick in the butt. Keep that car in YOUR lane.
To K: you need to stop driving that escalade like your daddy drives his hummer. You parked next to me and hit my car with your door AGAIN. I have a little honda accord. I KNOW you can see my little car. Next time, park so you have enough space to open the door.

kommitted1973 · #14 04-27-2005, 05:21 PM

To Dr SD

Why is it that you are not particularly concerned by the number of headaches that I STILL have monthly? You way of dealing with the situation is to put me on yet another medication. Now I am up to 5 per day.

Wasn't a weeks stay in the hospital enough to warrant more tests to be run?

And you are supposed to be a neurologst!

tnxbutterfly · #15 04-27-2005, 05:44 PM

To the City of Farmers Branch's Department of Public Works: I'm sure you all are truly capable of doing your job properly. So tell me why all the drama while you all are fixing the water pipes? Yesterday, you all hit the gas line so we had to evacuate the entire school (sleeping toddlers and all). Today you blew a transformer and knocked out our power. I'm afraid that you'll do something to burn the school down overnight.

I'm begging you try not to break/blow/screw anything else up this week. If that is to much to ask, then can you at least wait till after Monday.

To me: You have worked long and hard to get where you are today. I know there are some things that you think you want. Think about the reasons you want them and think about the things you'll have to give up.