To all the ill-mannered SOBs out there

So this stupid lady cut in front of me at Jason's Deli ( I was by myself and she had EIGHT, yes 8 kids with her). Well, I took my gum out of my mouth to put it in a napkin and i accidentaly dropped it in a bowl of her kid's spaghetti. Gross, I know, but I DID NOT feel bad. The lady behind the counter was trying not to laugh. Ms. Eight kids was a psyhcho hose beast and she was ready to piss her off some more.

Oh, and speaking of other people's gross and disgusting things.......two times at the movie theatre I have been moved to the point of almost vomitting.

1: This big fat lady took off her shoes, she was one of those whose feet dangle, because she's a 4X4.........OMgoodness, they were the most foul smelling things I have ever smelled. And she was sitting about 8 seats away.

2: This lady sits right behind me, kicks me in the back oh about 5 times, and then coughs and blows her nose the ENTIRE movie. I kept feeling little gusts of wind in my hair. YUCK