To all the ill-mannered SOBs out there
 

I just wanted to let you know that I, and many others, hate you.

Some gross ass bastard comes up from behind me at the coffee shop and sneezes. Like on me. SOOOOOOOOOO GROSSSSSSSS.

-Rudey

You know green showers turn you on.

You should've let a SBD on him.

What is that and how do I do it?

-Rudey

Silent But Deadly.

It's a species of fart.

eww. did the ass even tell you he was sorry?

I didn't realize that a fart was an organism . . . and that there were different species of them . . . :p

ETA: Luckily girls don't do that . . .

Oh YES we do!:p

i would act stupid and freak out until i either fell backwards on the guy or knocked him the fuck out. But that's just me.

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My sister was eating a slice of pizza, and a guy walking by sneezed on her pizza. He didn't apologize or even acknowledge her. They gave her a replacement slice. People are gross!

something to be said for disinfectant spray...
hit him in the nose.

Must be catching. :rolleyes: The other day I was at the MAC store at Metrotown and checking out the lipsticks. This chick decided to sneeze and turned away from her friend to sneeze. She had no idea I was on the other side of her and I got a direct hit! EWWWWWW! She was so embarassed and apologetic. The guy working behind the counter was speechless. He just gave us tissues.

I wasn't mad at her though...she didn't know I was there. But if that heffa gives me her cold, then it is ON

People really are gross. I told you all about the yayhoos who come in and pee in the dressing rooms at the department store where I work...why anyone would want to do that is beyond me, especially when there's a bathroom on the same floor, I will never know. Maybe it's because the bathrooms are gross, too...come on, people, where's your pride?

That's what elevators are for.

I spazzed out and left to take a shower and followed up with vitamins.

And you know what? I don't know if my head is playing tricks with me but I swear I have that feeling you get right before you're sick.

This douche didn't even apologize. When I turned around he was talking to his friend and was facing the other way. I hate people sometimes. Who does stuff like that?? And better yet, why does stuff like that have to happen to me?

-Rudey