This isnt a joke but its funny none the less. Where I work there is not much communication between engineers and the union workers, so sometimes when I am on the shop floor union people will walk up to me and intiate a conversation, just to get to know you or to have something to run and gossip about. Anyway, this guy on the line walked up to me yesterday, introduced himself, then he said, billy, you look like a good country boy, you ever do and coon hunting? I said yes, i used to hunt all the time and I had a good dog, but I quit coon huntin when I came to college and I traded my dog for a pressure washer. He said, I dont do any coon hunting, but I sure do have a good squirrel dog, and if it trees a squirrel and sticks one leg out, there is 1 squirrel in the tree, if he lays on his back and sticks 2, 3, or 4 legs in the air, thats how many squirrel are in the tree, and if he lays on his back, sticks four legs in the air, and sticks his tail up his ass, that means that there are 4 squirrels in the tree, and they ran in a hole. (rimshot)
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