The Haiku Thread

[WCUgirl]

I'm bumping this thread --
I need to bitch about work.
I hate my damn job!

[33girl]

Starbucks Frappacinos
Make you really hyper if
You drink them real fast.

[WCUgirl]

Mom will be here soon.
I hope we can go shopping
For some cute new clothes.

Haiku-speak is fun.
It helps me procrastinate
From doing my work.

[ADqtPiMel]

My co-worker's hot
and he's only twenty-two
want to jump his bones

[33girl]

Tom Cruise is engaged
I'm in stress over dating
It's what year again??

[KSig RC]

well, drunken softball
has ruined fridays at work
i could not care less

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by KSig RC
a girl in the bar
asked me where iowa was
and she was for real

i told her the truth:
six hundred miles to the west
of pennsylvania

Coasties ask this too:
"Where is Wisconsin?" I say,
"North of Chicago."

[WCUgirl]

My work is boring.
It's so nice outside today.
Why must I be here?

What to do tonight?
Dinner and of course some wine --
Perhaps a movie?

Fridays are so slow!
GreekChat has been slow lately.
We need a new troll.

[ISUKappa]

Uptown Friday Night
Blues band and watered down beer
Oh boy I can't wait

[KSig RC]

sunshine, good friends, beer
playing one-bag against shmoes
i will be loaded

[33girl]

TV sucks big time
So I guess it's time for me
To clean up my house

Off to drink some beer
But no shots or cloves tonight
They are devil's tools

[mu_agd]

Girls night is tonight
Hookers and hoes is the theme
Boston should prepare

[Lil' Hannah]

Ivan Maisel's college football haikus:

Vince Young has it all
Quickness, size, and leadership
Complete? Needs OU

Leinart looks well-fed
Crazy, after seven months
Going without Chow

New coach will fix all
Stop me if you've heard this one
The Fighting Irish

Beer, a brat, and thou
Art of love at Camp Randall
Forever Barry

Love that clipped cadence
If Keith Jackson ever quits
It means woe, Nellie

He sprains more ankles
Than spike heels on cobblestones
Is he Bush? Or Ginn?

Myles Brand: watchdog of
Native American pride
And their casinos

Terps have an idea
For Gwen Stefani's next hit:
It's Hollenbach Boy

Strange sight in garnet
Ol' Ballcoach at new address
Stranger sight: 'Cocks win

You may think GameDay
Decides Heisman, BCS.
Not so fast, my friend

Goes together like
NASCAR and college football:
DeAngelo scores!

New BCS poll
Includes coach's son-in-law
Anyone in charge?

Dave Wannstedt came home
To open arms of Mom, Pitt
But hugs don't win games

Two-way receiver
Jayhawk ballhawk Charles Gordon
His QB or theirs

Crimson 12 on shirt
Pair of wobbly knees below
Joe Willie ... Croyle

Dare you to name which
Teams are in which division
The New ACC

World Trade Towers stood
Bill Clinton was president
Longhorns beat Sooners

Atlanta hates it,
Dallas, too. But in Gainesville
They love Urban sprawl

The Haves and Have Nots:
Instant replay can change games
(That aren't in the WAC)

GamePlan on TV;
Games on XM in your car.
You may need a life.

From espn.com

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah

Beer, a brat, and thou
Art of love at Camp Randall
Forever Barry

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Oh Ivan Maisel
Beers and brats are how we roll
Friend, you speak the truth

[33girl]

Hot guy from high school
You have gotten much more fine
Pregnant wife? Oh rats.



Wish I wasn't broke
Love new car, hate insurance
Need to rob some banks