The Haiku Thread
 

For haiku of all types, Zoolander-related or not.

I will start.



A Zoolander haiku


I wish I had an
orange mocha frappuccino.
It would make my life.




A haiku for Dan


Dan's almost like Rob,
only tall and more Jewish.
I'd have his babies.

Too bad haiku girl isn't here. She's too busy causing drama on LJ.
 

Head up old man's butt
O-M-G it's TEH MOONSHINE
We all shake our heads

Renee Zellweger
Looked like crap on Letterman
Black hair dye, not good

five, seven, and five
syllables, in that order
it's just not that hard

o-t-dub's boy chang
the all time passing leader
he's thirty-seven

condoleezza rice
new secretary of state
rudey thinks she's hot

w&m
beat jmu saturday
double a football

so many haikus
leaking from my macintosh
its cake when you're bored

ROFL. w_c would be so proud if she were still around.

This is my new favorite thread. Haha. :D

This thread makes me laugh
It is so very funny
I heart H&A

Girl, you try too hard
Open your mind, you'll get friends
Try some Pro-Activ

Zoolander is cool
I like his funny faces
Mugatu is bad

Model of the Year
VH1 HUGE HUGE honor
Too bad it's not real

Zoolander's real wife
Is Marcia Marcia Marcia
Not the real one though

Internet Lawyer, would it be possible for you to help us copyright this stuff? ;) :p

As long as someone else is willing to pay the filing fees.

I'm sure my friends would be willing to pawn some of the luxury handbags. :p :D ;)

I don't know you but
you are my new favorite
poster on GC.

Mr. Blonde, it's true:
you possess mad haiku skillz,
the envy of all.

eight hours of work
I cannot wait until 5
I have plans tonight

i suck
 

you have pretty eyes
great hair and a nice face too
perfect man for me