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Originally posted by lifesaver:
it was on the couch, carpet, fridge, and the best part.. Bloody handprints all over the walls. Everywhere. I thought someone had been stabbed or something, until my roomate explained that Rochelle was on the rag. I don't have a lot of experience with the feminine plumbing system, but I would have assumed that someone would have lost conciousness after loosing that much blood.
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Oh good lord in heaven! What in the world were they doing to leave such....well....an impression?! I'm here to tell you about the feminine plumbing system -- put the "closed" sign out to observe the monthly penance.
I hope the bow & arrow story is not as gross -- but these are hilarious!
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