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Originally posted by lifesaver
Hows this possible? Apparently, I'm GOTH, and I'm a redneck!
Just hitting the top ones that apply to me and I dont even get that far down the list:
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (evthey're may family, I have too.)
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (dont start)
-Drinks alcohol. (yes, please)
-Complains of boredom. (who dosent)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (not my fault...its satans)
-Is excessively awake during the night. (see above)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (out of my space please)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) (I'm closing my eyes and going to my private place right now....)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (dood. My mom is in her 60's. She cant hang anymore. She wouldnt enjoy Howl at the Moon or a Reckless Kelly concert.)
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Dude, you crack me up. This was posted in the middle of the night. A sure sign that you are goth.
I saw four or five goth kids in their black clothes, silver jewelry, and tons of make up walking around Brooklyn when it was almost 80 degrees in August. It was funny watching these kids sweat up a storm with their make up dripping down their faces. I wanted to tell them to wear summer colors and less make up when it's over 75, but they frightened me a little.