"Is your child a goth?"

[lifesaver]

Hows this possible? Apparently, I'm GOTH, and I'm a redneck!

Just hitting the top ones that apply to me and I dont even get that far down the list:

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (evthey're may family, I have too.)

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (dont start)

-Drinks alcohol. (yes, please)

-Complains of boredom. (who dosent)

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (not my fault...its satans)

-Is excessively awake during the night. (see above)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (out of my space please)

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) (I'm closing my eyes and going to my private place right now....)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (dood. My mom is in her 60's. She cant hang anymore. She wouldnt enjoy Howl at the Moon or a Reckless Kelly concert.)