HC IVAN better leave US alone?

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HC tonight there may be a run in with the crazy girl that was keeping it a little too real playing on the phone?

HC if it is tonight I will be with my church posse since bible study is over at eight and drink specials start at eight?

HC if she tries anything she will find out how Lutherans don't play?

HC I am still dying that when she told the officer she didn't threaten me, the former boy told the officer she indeed did?

HC this isn't the way to get on Maury, but instead have sex with a dozen men and get pregnant?

HC there is this bimbo in my class that never brings her book (it is a foreign language class, we use the book), paper, or something to write with, has the worst roots ever, and doesn't pay attention, yet she will be studying abroad in a country where that language is spoken?

HC the GPAs and test scores for NCAA Div I eligibility blow my mind, a 2.75 GPA and a score of 820 on the SAT, or a 2.0 GPA with a score of 1010? I think that explains some of the football players, specifically the one that stated in class "Reading is stupid we should get rid of books", and that the parking rules shouldn't apply to him because he plays football. We're the last ranked Div 1 team, and we don't win, yet somehow our overall GPAs are higher than most other schools?

HC education isn't put first, before a non performing football team? All that money for scholarships for people who don't attend classes regularly could be used for a hell of a lot of other things.

HC there is no shame in being Div II, and that needs to be considered by the administration?

ETA: I took out the things I said about that girl, she obviously has problems and I wasn't being nice, I hope she gets help.