Here's a shocker!!!!
I'm registered Republican...

Why some of you may ask? 'Cuz at least they tell you they don't like you from jump, so you know where the haters are... Besides, you know they will neva, eva try to be nice to you or be your friend so, you ain't gotta beat around the Bushes...
But I was one of those undercounted, pregnant chads in SoCal, fall 2000.
If anything. I'm miss the Reagancomics-Quayle years. COMEDY at it's best!!! You just can't make up some good chit like that anymore!!!
And as fo Mr. P.Funk All Stars, playaz cardz, got slammin' dice game, no-sexin-the Champagne Room Pimp Master Flex Bill Clinton. I say, play that funky musique wh--boy! And shate ya thang--sho me watcha workin' wit...
Ichy-gitchy-ya-ya-lala. Mocha-Chakalata, ha-ha... Voulez, vous-couchez avec moi, ce soir?
Oochie-wallie wallie, oochie bang-bang. He really, really...
He gets the Mackadocious of the Millennium Award at the "Pimps Up, Hoes' Down" Playaz Bawl...
Asunder from that, I'll just smoke up a phat one for the Gipper, neva tell and forgot to ask, rollin' up on my phat lo-lo, and keep it really, real till the Mothership Connection... Peace!