I had to put this one:
It's the year 2032, and Bobby Valentine is standing before the pearly gates. His only regret in life was the Mets' crushing loss to the Yankees in the Subway Series back in the year 2000. God greets Bobby and offers
a personal tour of Heaven. After showing Bobby the green forests, sparkling lakes, and plush meadows of Heaven, God brings him to a small, ramshackle house by the side of a dirt road. The house has a Mets banner in the upstairs window. "This will be your house, Bobby" God says. Bobby is a little disappointed in his accommodations, and God,
noticing but his dismay, says, "Bobby, you know most people in Heaven don't get a house at all, since you were a famous baseball manager,you do." Bobby feels a little better, but then he looks up the road,
and at the top of the hill is a gorgeous white and blue mansion, surrounded by huge green lawns and palm trees. There are expensive sports cars in the driveway, and dozens of well dressed people sipping martinis by the pool. At the top of this incredible mansion is amhuge Yankees flag atop a gold pole. "God," says Bobby, "I don't want to sound unappreciative, but why is it that Joe Torre's house is so much
nicer than mine?" "That's not Joe Torre's house," says God, "that's my house."
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