I want to pimp slap my cousin's ex. I left him a message to call me (we were cool like that anyway) to get his friend's new number (my ex). He just returned my call and said that he didn't have the new number, but started chatting me up about what has been going on in our lives. I talked with him because, like I said, we were cool like that. Anyway, this kneeeegrow says, "If I keep calling you, do you think it would be foul?" I'm like WTF? He goes on, "I wish I'd met you first...blah blah". Okay DB...you got my cousin pregnant...WTF do you think I'd holla at you? Do you think I'm scandalous like that? EWWWW, nuccas are a trip. YOUUUUU get a pimp slap.
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