One of my mom's friends has hands down the strangest story.
While he was in med school, he went to some party that apparently got very out of hand. There was this girl he saw that he thought was hot, but he was afraid to approach her. Then, some guy bit her (yes, BIT HER) on the ass. She started freaking out, and my mom's friend stepped in and said "I'm studying to be a doctor, maybe I can help." So they went off somewhere where he could check her out and make sure she didn't need stitches or anything. After that he offered to take her out sometime, once she could sit down.
They've been married for 30 something years now. Sometimes when life bites you on the tail, it's not such a bad thing after all.
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