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				New Game: The World's Shortest Books
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Shamelessly stolen from another message board I'm on. I thought this would be fun to do here too.  
 
What would be some of the world's shortest books, if they were written? 
 
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Making It On Talent Alone by Britney Spears 
Guide To A Long-Lasting Marriage by Jennifer Lopez
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			How to Plan a Wedding on a Budget by Liza Minnelli and Melissa Rivers 
 
Staying Faithful to your Wife by Kobe Bryant
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			How to be Shady by the women of GC
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Acting Feminine & Overcoming Speech Impediments...you too can do it! by Fantasia Barrino
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			CTFU at some of these! 
 
My Search For the Real Killer by OJ Simpson
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			How to hire friends and take over the world by Dick Cheney with lipsyncing video featuring GWBush.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			All-Natural Body Building by Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi
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			The Art of Winning Tennis Tournaments by Anna Kournikova 
Making It On Your Own by Philip Michael Thomas, Andrew Ridgeley, and John Oates
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			How to Impress People With Your Intrafraternal Knowledge , Eric P Conard 
 
Spelling and Grammar, Tom Earp (edited by cutiepatootie) 
 
Conveying Your Ideas in a Concise Manner , decadence
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				  
				
					
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