New Game: The World's Shortest Books
 

Shamelessly stolen from another message board I'm on. I thought this would be fun to do here too.

What would be some of the world's shortest books, if they were written?

I'll start with a couple:

Making It On Talent Alone by Britney Spears
Guide To A Long-Lasting Marriage by Jennifer Lopez

How to Plan a Wedding on a Budget by Liza Minnelli and Melissa Rivers

Staying Faithful to your Wife by Kobe Bryant

How to be Shady by the women of GC

How to treat your interns by Bill Clinton

Acting Feminine & Overcoming Speech Impediments...you too can do it! by Fantasia Barrino

learning my abc's - Dan Quayle

Etiquette and Style by Anna Nicole Smith

Wedding Etiquette and Style by Sheet Cake

The Importance of Birth Control by Shawn Kemp

CTFU at some of these!

My Search For the Real Killer by OJ Simpson

How to hire friends and take over the world by Dick Cheney with lipsyncing video featuring GWBush.

All-Natural Body Building by Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi
Why I Love The Cardinals and White Sox by Sister Havana :D

Good Hair by Donald Trump

The Art of Winning Tennis Tournaments by Anna Kournikova
Making It On Your Own by Philip Michael Thomas, Andrew Ridgeley, and John Oates

How to Impress People With Your Intrafraternal Knowledge , Eric P Conard

Spelling and Grammar, Tom Earp (edited by cutiepatootie)

Conveying Your Ideas in a Concise Manner , decadence