Top questions people ask you

[gphiangel624]

Are you even old enough to work here? (Happens a lot in my
bar, most frequently when I card those who JUST TURNED 21)

Is your hair naturally red? (Yes, it turns blonde in the summer!)

So, you can't smell it when I fart, right? (Guy response when they find out I have no sense of smell)

--or--

So, do you wear perfume? (Girl response when they find out I have no sense of smell)

Does your sorority have naked pillow fights?

Do you have a boyfriend? Why not? (i HATE that!)