Maidrites, taverns, beefburgers, sloppy joes, loose meat sandwiches, call 'em what you want, they're all great! They can be plain or with a sauce, either way they're yummy.
(Hey, it's Iowa, we gotta figure out something to do with all the excess beef we have here)
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It's gonna be a hootenanny.
Or maybe a jamboree.
Or possibly even a shindig or lollapalooza.
Perhaps it'll be a hootshinpaloozaree. I don't know.