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Originally posted by Classy_Diva5:
Okay, here's my most recent scenario, and by far it was the worst one I've heard yet..
I was walking home, reading Liar's Game (for the fifteenth hundred time), and this guy stops me and says
Him: "That look like it be a good book" (WTF! His English is "turrible")
Me: "It is."
Him: "What the title is?"
I show him the book cover
Him: "Yeah, that Eric Dicker man is the sh*t. I read Mocha In My Coffee last month"
Me: "It's Milk In My Coffee"
Him: "Same difference"
I begin to walk away because he is tapping my last sane nerve then suddenly I hear:
Him: "You need to give me your number"
Me: "For what? I don't think so"
Him: "So that we can converse on summa these otha books that I be readin about"
With that being said, I just kept walking 
I swear some men need to take Pick-Up Lines and How to Approach and NOT Approach women 101! How is he going to tell me what I NEED to do? 
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ROFLMAO @ him. Poor thing. He read a book and now wants to have a book club. He needs to join a Grammar club while he is at it.
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