Things you say instead of cursing

[TonyB06]

I attended a panel event once where there were "director's chairs" placed on stage. One of the panelists was a sistah, who unfortunately for her, had worn a rather short skirt that day. The stage, as is the case in most auditoria, was elevated above the audience seating.

Anyway the sistah sat down and her skirt rode up a bit. About a row behind me, I heard one guy, apparently looking at her, say to another "Da*m, man, look. You can see clear up to Mother Africa!"

I was done.